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Ooh. What's that?
at a Teens for Jesus Fourth of July Hoedown
Penny.
with strange men leaving her apartment in the morning,
Have fun. Wait.
you should probably know.
All right. Pass the soy sauce. Coming up.
I'm sorry. Sixteen?
Right now, all I can think about is cookies and Hawaiian Punch.
A-All right.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce like The Simpsons, bounce bounce bounce Springfield Elementary Principal Skinner is a bitch
Uh, what is that scent you're wearing?
and pulled and pulled.
Still digging the Shamy?
Okay, Sheldon, you are so wrong.
Really? A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk, dude.
She's not my girlfriend.
Apparently, a semi-incestuous Teens for Jesus
How did they meet?
Does NASA know you're using that thing as a napkin holder?
Do you have other plans?
MRS. WOLOWITZ Howard, dinner's ready!
Get it?
MRS. WOLOWITZ Howard, I made cookies for you
"robot hand grasping a man's penis."
Nice place, mostly family farms, a few meth labs.
But the light indicates...
Hey, here's another possible topic of conversation.
and if you were as smart as you think you are,
The winter solstice is a big night.
Right, Sheldon?
No, thank you.
Almost there.
Oh, there you have it, gentlemen.