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I'll eat later.
They're going to make a robot that spits on your hamburger?
'Cause that's all you needed, right?
Based on the number of awkward encounters I've had
And finally,
of her George Foreman Grill
Oh, God.
The hand thinks it's holding a screwdriver in outer space.
I'm not touching another man's honey tree.
Oh, baby.
Why is it hooked up to a computer?
but no, she is not my girlfriend.
You kidding? They still think it's in a secure locker at JPL.
You realize, Penny, that the technology
Good night.
Howard, uh, slow down.
Passing the soy sauce.
You know, when your private parts started growing?
That's funny, ask anyone.
Whoo-hoo!
Excuse me.
He said-- and I quote-- "Ask Penny.
Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, Sheldon, have you told Amy
Then 128.
Think of it as, uh...
If we work backwards, correcting for observation bias
Sheldon, did it ever occur to you
Okay. Well, then, there's a couple of things
How about you, Penny?
this opportunity to kill Sheldon.
If you continue the program, it's gonna start twisting.
Don't bother.
in Southern California.
You mean dating? Yeah.
The things I should know, I do know.
No.