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I've decided not to procreate.
A few.
Does square-dancing with my sister
It was her cockamamy idea."
wants a test-tube grandbaby born out of wedlock?
No, no! I loaded the wrong program.
No.
What? You know I don't drive.
Now. Now?
Yes, she is female.
you fell on some of that as well.
and it spit out Amy Farrah Fowler.
is this your first date?
Thank you.
Oh, that's great.
Well, go ask Leonard. I did.
approximately 171 different men as "a few."
Don't tug. No tugging.
You think you could be a little more discreet?
Not funny, Leonard.
It smells great.
Yes, Penny.
That depends.
what it was like for you growing up in Texas?
I feel much more confident
I can't date Amy. Why not?
Simple extrapolation.
Okay, let's see.
and you never thought to go with,
Well, my work in physics, her work in neurobiology,
I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here.
before you race off to the fertility clinic,
♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
Ah... d-d-d-d...