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The man had a massive heart attack. I was nothing but professional.
if you actually fornicate with the animal it's named for.
- Wait. This isn't right. - We're going to intubate.
because as long as we...
OK, Jordan, little help.
This chart isn't for Charles James. It's for James Charles.
into a six syllable word, I really think...
Boy, that meatloaf today was... it was virtually hairless.
I don't know the name of it, but I it goes like this...
Spider-girl...
You know what? Save your breath.
Talent show? I'd love to see it, but I'm too tired to get out of bed.
We could crank up the humidity and watch your hair explode. That'd be terrific.
Any idea how embarrassing it is to mime diarrhoea?!
Oh, baloney, old man!
and start making love. Love you...
"You marry her. You marry her now. You marry her!"
and my idea of getting it all back by charging $100 for a piece of cake
I'm about to get in a hot-air balloon and get Evel Knievel on my own ass.
This is going to suck.
- Sorry, Madge. - What do you want, Perry?