"Weird Al" Yankovic - Foil

Mmm, lovely!

Puppet masters for the New World Order

That they're finally primed for world domination

A refreshing herbal tea

Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you

Wear a hat that's foil lined

Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code

There's a big conspiracy

And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border

Eat it when you're ready

I always get a doggie bag from the waiter

Stick it in your cooler (cooler)

Oh by the way I've cracked the code

From aluminum foil (foil)

Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat

And the Illuminati know

Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer

And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing

But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)

I never seem to finish all my food

But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)

To probe your butt or read your mind

Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning

Seems a little crazy

With aluminum foil (foil)