Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's my birthday. You don't control the radio on my birthday.

It was like kissing a baby.

This is why everybody hates you, Jill.

We were really proud of you.

What do you mean?

and her body looks like her body.

And we need to work on our anger.

They're all dead.

Will you stop, Dad?

and then the whole family feels it. (STRUMS INSTRUMENT)

This song kicks off Doolittle, one of the best albums of the last 30 years.

(GROWLS) Fuck you, Debbie.

I don't look at porn like Wendy.

And I balance what you lack and you make up for what I lack.

I want to write a fucking song right now.

This cupcake? You think I'm going to eat this cupcake?

I'll bring you the change.

You can't just come into my house and reminisce.

but if you could do that for the next one, I'd be psyched.

I mean, you're 60 years old. You have no money.

We're like Simon and Garfunkel

That's the whole gang at Cabo.

I think I got something in there,

Can I let Sadie show me the last episode of Lost?

That would be great. Okay, I'll call you. Great.

None of this talk is productive.

But what I'm saying is that you turned me into him.

I think she just means in a general sense.

And we're starting with this meal that I prepared.

Let me give you a hug. Fantastic, congratulations.

If she caught us, she would kill us.

I'm about four feet in right now.

Mm-hmm. You guys should talk. I think you'll get along.

I should put that on a Hallmark card. That's beautiful.

Okay, and no more smoking.

What financial problems?

I don't have a number. You just keep giving like you're giving.

Keith Richards gets away with it.

Okay, let's fucking dance!

And not throw it back in my face later?

I'm focused on Graham Parker.

Don't sell yourself short like that.

Am I doing what? I didn't start the toast.

and she landed on her feet.

It just seems to me to be at the top of the surgery chain.

Is it because you don't think I'm sexy?

or is it hormones and Lost?

Look, I can get it up. Just not that far up.

Are you hitting on me?

All right, you know what? Don't be disrespectful.

Charlotte just did her first flip on the trampoline

We agreed to let go and forgive,

Let me just grab the candy worms.

I will fucking kill you.

Sexually, we're completely incompatible.

Them's lil' bitches.

Prince can fuck. Uh-huh.

Yeah, Billie Joe, I emailed him. He's a fan.

Hello? There are children around.

And I don't appreciate it. Excuse me?

I don't know. Well, that is ridiculous.

I have young children, you have young children.

Because you're the fighter.

and then drive around town, dragging you.

he'll love you forever.

We're gonna have a hard line in the kitchen.

how you have financial issues.

Do you know that this song, Pixies did this song,

I'll chew through you.

I remember when I was 40, and then I blinked,

You put this on yourself. You wanted the responsibility.

You just threw me under the bus.

Hey, see you when the Cubs win the pennant.

and it's radiating my balls. I'll give you that. That makes sense.

It's a hard time.

That's in our DNA.

"Somehow, ease his pain."

You're pregnant.

Actually, none of us are.

Do The Three Stooges routine you were practicing.

Nobody does that crap. It's 2012.

She's numb down there.

Just, please, get dressed.

And to Joseph and his mom. You made Joseph cry.

Because he doesn't drive me crazy.

I don't want her as a sister.

grow up green day!

I've been flushing as I go.

Look at me. You cannot be lazy.

"Please, Oliver? I need a little more, sir."

Don't blink. Don't blink. (CHORTLING)

You have got to Benjamin Button it.

if I didn't get pregnant 14 years ago?

Come on, we'll kill two of them.

Hi. It's your brother!

Would you like to come on the table? I'm okay, I'm...

Where are you going?

No, we haven't. Yes, we have.

What? ...from 8:00 to 8:30 at night.

Okay, and then no more holding onto resentments.

Did you guys come together? Are you a couple?

You know what's the best quality my father has?

Shark Week is fake.

She was polite and she stood up for herself.

Quit slow-blinking at me.

Watch it, watch it!

She has unrealistic expectations.

You got it, Chief.

and I apologize, you'll let it go?

I'm not going through menopause.

my dream was to work with musicians and bands

I'll be friends with her when she's 20 and a normal person.

Let's order the entire room service menu.

He's 13 years old, for God's sake.

(GRUNTS) Oh, shit.

她給客客氣氣惡

Seven years? That's a joke, right?

PETE: This is awesome. DEBBIE: Oh, my God.

Okay. Did you feed them?

Yeah, but I have a friend over.

Them's lil' bitches. Bugging us for shit all the time.

That's because of you.

You and I don't spend enough time together, do we?

All right. Give him a kiss for me.

See, it can happen to anybody.

Why? I don't know why.

I don't think we need 24 hours of porn.

What are you gonna do?

I think he might like you.

beats whatever Jack is running from on some fucking island.

Wait. You're not... Are you crying?

It's nice. Come on. Show him.

It's hard to watch a band when you know all of them remember D-Day.

That's it. No phone, no computer.

Because they don't know what "downloading" means.

DEBBIE: I miss them already. Should we go home?

What are you doing?

PETE: That might be like a dry hump.

What else are you lying about?

No, we didn't come together. No, absolutely not.

This Is 40 當天的演唱活動

You stop having sex, there will be no more fights.

I do, but right now, look who I'm talking to.

Fly in The Rumour. Put it on my AmEx.

SADIE: This isn't funny, Mom. I need to go!

Hey, I'm Sadie's mom.

I'm almost done. I'll be down in a second.

Should we watch porn when we eat the cookie?

Since when have you been a smoker?

I've done everything I can, Pete.

Is that your new Acura out front?

Did you say 8,000 or 80,000?

Why don't you pay for my bike and my face, you fucking prick?

Sorry, fucking Music Man.

The Jewish Journal?

of your crazy-assed, illogical overreactions.

(SING-SONGY) I love you.

Do you realize what that could do to her self-esteem?

Steven Tyler, David Bowie, Mick Jagger...