Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And look at my gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.

When we get in a fight,

Wait. Forgive who?

I was going to a snake ninja Approach with a little hissing

I don’t want to go to Chico’s and J.Jill and Ann Taylor Loft.

Ten times, max.

Well, I got all my teeth except these ones. (GASPS)

Princess Labia, how much is it to fucking fly The Rumour in?

I just wouldn't wanna jeopardize a relationship

If she's in this much pain, then we should call a real doctor.

I mean, she knows it's bad, but she has no idea just how bad.

80,000, over the past couple of years.

Katie's dying for a play date. Let's hook these two up.

Getting ready to go for my ride.

I will chew through you

They're all outside.

How much are we supposed to eat?

This is a big birthday.

She was not on my list, no.

I think we need to turn the gas down.

Well, it's probably too late for this dump,

I'd love to see that photo of that gout foot.

I wouldn't mind going to see some music. Would you want to do that?

I wonder what that means.

(SHOWER RUNNING) (MOANING)

JODI: I didn't know what to do.

Shh. Larry, please.

It's not my instinct to escape from you.

Remember? I came from a test tube!

And then, Pete's record not selling well.

Do you ever wish we had a bigger family?

Sadie. Sadie, what are you listening to?

I'm gonna tell Mom on you.

I was in a fucking bike path!

How many are there? 114.

Thank you guys for coming. Thank you so much.

We don't talk like that.

People think I'm so nice, but I'm such a dick.

We're going to blink, and be 90. What?

(SLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

A very safe and reputable farmacia.

I have given it a fair amount of thought.

And now she's a 12.

Your shoulder. Your shoulder. He just touched my breast.

where somebody's singing about something depressing,

Since when do you care? You don't even want another baby.

So, who do you think is stealing money?

I have three children here.

Will that be okay? Yeah.

and Debbie won't know that I'm giving you anything.

I don't feel trapped.

but the rules are just different in our house.

Because you can't get hard without a Viagra?

Look at that. Nothing. Nothing.

(SOBS) Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay. (MUSIC STOPS)

Not in a painful way, just quietly slid into death.

BOY: Murder me. Okay. Boom. Dead!

You know, Deb and I are... We're thinking about selling the house.

We're, like, perfectly compatible.

It's happy, because they helped each other achieve their destiny.

Going to the bathroom.

It's true. Family helps family.

Play with your friends and have...

Good to see you.

Well, I mean, for one thing, you were right.

What are you all doing for Christmas?

Nobody is here?

Ocean's Thirteen Inches, that's what you'd find out. (LAUGHING)

No, he says he doesn't want to do any press.

Well, she's a good girl.

I'm not ripping into your dad.

No, I'm not trying to start a fight with you.

Where are his fans? I mean, where are they?

Why don't you sign him?

Where did you find this?

Do you know how she got her body? How?

Look, I wanted to talk to you about

It's always the guy in the fucking Infiniti.

I think that that's not appropriate when talking about the reproductive system.

You'd fuck him and you won't fuck me?

Another grandpa. Trampoline time.

Your eyes are kind of glazing over.

You don't know. What is yours?

I understand. My mom's going through menopause, too.

It's the fourth time you've gone to the bathroom today.

So, I ruined your life? I was eight.

All right, some kid named Joseph...

JACK: Let's play murder! TRAVIS: Yeah. Let's go.

Grab these napkins. Let's buff. Okay.

Okay, enough of who fucked who and who finished what.

We don't have the money to market a new band.

They show the reenactments, but they actually happened.

Okay, and also, you're the guy who turned down Arcade Fire.

That's not true. I am in the moment. You know how I know?

Because you're a fucking asshole. He probably killed himself.

Can I get you a drink, Dad?

Like, 10 minutes ago.

You couldn't wait to meet me. Can you imagine that?

Can you please stop licking your fingers?

No one is ever looking out for me!

My kid is a fucking angel. Turn around.

I'm gonna rip her head off and I'm gonna drink her blood.

Your dad's still here.

(LAUGHS) That's funny.

Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce like The Simpsons, bounce bounce bounce Springfield Elementary school Principal Skinner is a bitch

(SINGING ROCK SONG)

How'd you know?

DEBBIE: No, I wasn't.

make you feel anything, or...

I think it's probably Desi.

Why do people keep attacking us?

Are you okay? (CHARLOTTE CRYING)

No, I'm not kidding.

DEBBIE: Yeah, really quick.

You drove me, honey. I wasn't prepared.

You can't watch over 100 episodes of a show in five weeks.

And it's about release and sex and power.

What financial problems?

PETE: That was spectacular, guys.

and a straight man's moustache?

Give me your iPhone, now.

there's an emoticon of a panda doing push-ups.

That's not a judgment, that's just a fact.

I don't make fun of your stupid Mad Men.

Why are you locking the door?

Nobody came. Nobody.

But that's why he married you. That's why he loves you.

Sadie's watching Lost.

Well, why don't you ask your mother?

Are you fucking kidding me?

You can never leave me. Ever.

but then you started ripping into my dad like a crazy person.

Tom Petty Tom Petty

You look well. Thank you.

All of a sudden, we're like a magnet for negativity.

She asked me if I'd seen it and I haven't.

I have all my contacts in there.

Daddy, you never play with me.

Your mother wanted you aborted.

I'm the only one here who has any balls!

This is bumming me out. This isn't fun.

I can't tell them apart.

That's not... You can't do that, you can't do that.

Oh, and I gave Charlotte antibiotics when you weren't looking.

She's a pilled-out whore.

Try it. See what you get for Christmas.

I can just leave on my own volition. It's not a mental institution.

That's because Mad Men sucks.

Yeah. Don't go near that little pool!

Well, it was you. I saw your picture.

Ryan Adams? No, he wouldn't sign with me.

(SOBS GIBBERISH)

I don't look out for you. I don't see you.