Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. It looks like you need to get on the table.

I don't think that's him.

...gentle, you know.

Your older. I know, I know that. A wonderful girl.

Let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go!

because it's so much more than what you deserve.

I hope it hasn't expired.

No, he was wearing a tie.

Don't press "Enter." I'm not sure I want to make that move!

He said that my son was an animal

scaling back a little bit.

What is she doing? (FARTS) Okay.

Who wants tuna with a side of jet fuel?

Don't you watch Dr. Oz?

Like you're a bullshit bank commercial couple.

All right. I'll see you at my party.

You'd fuck him. I wouldn't.

Look, I don't expect you to fully understand.

I know, but they...

I'm contextualizing him as one of the great figures in rock history.

God, I'd kill myself, Jill.

What if he thinks I like him now?

Joseph has a crush on you. You like a boy who cries.

Do what in the fort?

Who wants to have other people watch you fuck?

No more dairy, no more wheat, no more sugar.

How are you? Good.

Hey! Bike lane, asshole!

You're getting me off topic.

We should have sex more.

I'm sorry that he's just an endless mooch.

Stop eating cupcakes! Stop eating cupcakes!

Larry, this is my father.

It's terrifying.

And they never appreciate anything.

Oh, right. No, I know. Hi, Catherine.

Yeah, I'll do it. Go for it.

When was the last time you two saw each other? I'm curious.

because you're such a lying shit-bag.

You're supposed to help me with him.

That's what I'm gonna drink

And you need that.

I have no idea. How are we going to afford it?

Okay, 38. We will move on.

I'd get it cut.

Will you carry me?

He only had lovely things to say about you.

I wanna make out with you so bad.

No, she said "corn."

Just him and his pig.

I need $40 for a cab.

Are you still upset about Lost?

All right? We're going to pee in the pool.

We're fucked, we're fucked.

Great fucking show, man. Good to see you.

Come on. Coming.

Graham, I don't have small nuts, all right?

Yes, I'm sorry.

Everyone's going crazy. I don't care if I have no friends.

"And by the way, you're in the 'Not-Hot' column."

and then there are unsafe fruits? No, no.

No, but that's no surprise.

It hurts me inside and triggers me

blocking up my uterus. Uterus.

Plus, it's old, it probably has lost some of its...

He just touched my nipple. Why would you do that to me?

I want to party with these winners. Come on, Deb.

So, you would do sex with me?

And you know what? You're on the not-hot list.

I just said, "Hey, whoa." And there it was.

PETE: I don't wanna go on the table.

It's just a bunch of guys that get together and ride.

Bye, Oliver. See you later. See you in another seven years.

You know what? I have to go.

But, specifically, who are you forgiving?

Wait a minute, I thought you said that

I think we're under enough pressure.

I love you. Bye. All right.

I told you that pediatrician didn't know what he was talking about.

Can you please put that down?

The floating spoon.

You have an amazing body.

join together and work this through.

Maybe you should tell Pete.

Why didn't she come?

Pete. How are you, man?

Stop my Boob is in there!!

The nougat things are good.

I only do it 10 to 30 times a year.

(SINGING) Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie

Well, I guess she's not a little baby anymore.

(CHUCKLES) Oh! Yes, thank you.

And it's our fault.

Why don't you put him on a leash?

I don't want this.

You corner me, I will fucking chew through you.

Who's that in the pool? Mine.

Kids don't want to have old parents.

Happy birthday.

You're supposed to look!

And I could take care of you...

I like your medium-soft one.

(CHARLOTTE CONTINUES PLAYING PIANO)

All you do is fight, or you don't fight, which is even worse

How are we gonna go on the computer?

But you know, two porns costs just about as much as a 24-hour block.

I saw you were hiding that.

That's too grainy to know for sure.

Jack, Kate, Sawyer...

You're gonna have your third baby.

CHARLOTTE: Yes, We are.

You guys just go on without me. I'm just gonna...

He's just watching the show.

CLAIRE: It's wonderful. I'm so happy for you.

(SOBBING) You guys have been reading my texts?

What do you mean?

One year, I did it 20.

I've never seen one.

(SINGING ALONG)

Happy birthday. I just learned that you're 40.

PETE: Q-A-T. Suck on that, bitch.

About half of your last record.

That's right. My daddy's old.

I have no fucking idea.

Did you drink before you came here?

that he's really passionate about.

I have big nuts and I need to provide for them.

I need your name and your number.

And they're bad.

You don't need technology.

A little gyno joke.

That's completely uncalled for.

There are zeroes, but all of them are before 612.

So, should we go to the quiet area?

One person in a relationship has got to punch.

I think maybe he isn't attracted to me anymore or something.

Do you operate every single day? Most days.

I guess the party didn't turn out like you planned.

But I think maybe that might mean he likes me.

Yeah. Have more patience with the kids.

You're wonderful.

I got nothing to lose. Your kid is the problem.

Why do you live in such a nice apartment and have such a fancy car?

You think my life is so perfect?

we shouldn't get each other gifts this year.