Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What should I bring? You want wine or something?

Oh, I wanted to make a toast.

I'm not. It's the springs.

and now it just kind of goes like a shower head.

because with all the technological advances,

when I need to go to the bathroom.

I'm sorry. What?

Why would you have three kids, anyway?

by the hotel with me.

Tonight, we have him, solo

Oh, I need to back off? Yeah, you need to back off.

I wouldn't feel it, but I would.

you said that you were born in 1975.

You like the new haircut, Travis?

All right. See you.

busting the balls of people who have no balls.

You were born on December 5th, 1972.

How much? $12,000.

on my daughter's Facebook page, just remember me.

But it's only because I'm scared to death

I'm gonna kill you!

Everything that goes into it is a dick.

Are you hitting on me?

You can't go anywhere.

Oh, Jodi's my new BFF.

So, why on earth is Pete taking Viagra? What's going on?

LARRY: Hey, remember the Alamo?

And it's kind of freaked me out.

No. (LAUGHS) That's funny.

You know, nothing I do is right because of you.

Because you're turning 40 and I'm turning 38.

(SINGING ROCK SONG)

"Oh, she's the one sitting in that scooter, eating a soft cracker."

Everything looks good.

You're so mean since your body got weird.

Yeah, my wife's at home.

That's not the same thing. It is the same thing.

You've been up here for a really long time now.

I knew it. I knew you were not having sex.

they need to learn to use them responsibly.

Does it make you sad when you fight?

So, you're okay?

"I said don't act like a bitch."

It costs money to break new bands. I can't do that.

No, but I'm gonna start drinking.

Let's go try and talk to him after the show.

Wait a minute. There are no zeroes after that?

Clooney it? Yup.

but I don't think it's gonna happen.

That's not good. No, sir.

I'm turning 40.

It looks like you put your Justin Bieber wig on backwards.

You're pregnant?

who's just so insecure about their age?

I don't know. It's making me really... It's really awkward.

So, how much do I owe you for saving my life?

We're having a little shindig at the hotel after this.

(SCREAMS) Oh, shit!

So, who knew that Debbie had a dad?

Yeah, what's up?

I'm not gonna "go with" 1974. It is 1974. (LAUGHS)

Definitely. Of course. Absolutely.

You really need to spend $30,000 on a fucking neon sign, dude?

Is she screwing him?

He and my mom had a baby, and that was me.

Maybe you shouldn't be so comfortable with yourself.

I really want a cigarette right now. (CHUCKLES)

Who's he talking to?

Do you guys still have all of your teeth?

My God, where did it go?

I'm not sure this was such a great idea.

it allowed you to get pregnant.

You're hot and cool and nice and you have beautiful eyes.

Bunch of people smoking in an office. It's stupid.

Because you'd be so weak and sweet.

But you would extend it over a series of months.

I didn't. I didn't. I got right below your shoulder.

(CAMERA CLICKING)

Any kind of fruit?

I don't know where the fuck you are or what you're doing.

Why not? You're the best.

It's too violent, and you won't understand.

and you don't trust in me or believe in me.

(PLAYING PIANO)

Yeah, my mom's pretty cool about it

Don't take anything less than $6,500 for that.

You're on the computer too much as it is.

I think he just really likes Oreos.

PETE: It's your birthday. You don't need to go to the store.

How much have we lent him?

And you get so mad at me, I feel like you want to kill me.

You're going through financial shit. This is what I live with.

I know. I only have a hundred.

But that's because Keith Richards looked 70 when he was 40.

Rock and roll, baby.

Are there hunchbacks today? Of course.

That is cool. That's taking the high road.

People do better when I stay out of their lives!

"If I could only make him happy."

You never said that before.

Aw, fuck. I was right there!

but you left it all out there.

Yes. Are those real?

Who cares? Everybody writes songs. How many singers are there?

You're smoking, and in the front yard?

What is that, grilled cheeses?

When I was a kid, we used to build tree houses and play with sticks.

We have everything we need right now to be completely happy.

If I open up to her, she'll leave me.

Just let me go.

It's not really a team.

You can't handle Lost.

Yeah. I brought it. You did?

It's been, like...

Hi. Any day now, huh?

Pete, I wanted to let you know that I got offered a job at Sony Records,

All right, then.

Are you mad at me? Did I say something?

Anything? Yeah, anything.

I doubt it. I mean, I don't know.

BOTH: Oh. A six-and-a-half.

So, spinal surgery.

She would. She would kill us.

You threw me under the bus.

Here's the deal, I want you to meet me tomorrow morning at 8:00.

What the fuck is left?

Well, you definitely don't look right.

Give me a break.

He's not with Sony anymore. He went out on his own.

Because that's my lovely, sweet wife you're talking about.

Oh! Yeah, sure. Thank you.

You just admitted it.

I do know. Hardly. That sort of music depresses people.

but your paper, it said '72. So I just need to know which it is.

What'd you say?

Go home and fucking suck his dick

I hope this doesn't come off as super cheesy

PETE: Fuck you!

I'll bring you in as soon as his X-rays are finished.

(GIGGLES) High blood pressure.

that you forget how good lettuce tastes on its own,

I like this song.

Hey, Desi, would you mind wearing

And she said that if she had to come back that she was going to...

I'm not a smoker.

Sadie's 13. She might be a lost cause.

Where the hell is Pete?

you were separated by something bigger.

It's so good you did this.