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I certainly wouldn't be a scientist if you hadn't been my role model.
I call tech support.
...noted Caltech physicist, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.
He said he couldn't to send me money anymore...
How are you doing? Are you happy, Mommy?
Very impressive.
...on its center axis until the lights turn green.
So can you get it working?
(APPLAUSE)
Helicopters for everybody.
I'm an MIT-trained engineer.
Next thing you know, I'll be hitching my pants up to my armpits...
And now that I think about it...
Uh-oh.
- How did you get ready so fast? - Oh, I pack light.
So for the remainder of my speech...
Uh, heh. You know, I wrote an entire speech...
Why would he own a T-shirt cannon?