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Maybe he's bitten off his tracking device.
- Yeah, yeah. I know. - Stay on your toes, buddy.
- Mm-hmm. - Ma'am, we're in a tea totalitarian state.
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you better cheer ♪
No.
- Get out. - No, come in. You get out.
Because, I mean, obviously I so respect you, Ben,
Are you seriously detaining me again?
Oh, this is Abbas, our liaison.
Though these days we use the more inclusive LGBTQ.
I'm shallow enough for that to be exciting.
Why in the name of pixelated fuck
- No, no, get him the press clippings. - Yeah.
- No. - But maybe.
Good. How do I look?
(laughs) Well, let's get you going.
Tired?
- No. - Okay.
I like what I'm seeing, all right?
Should I go and see if there's any chatter about this on the press plane?
- Yeah, wouldn't that be terrible? - Mm-hmm.
Okay, um, hang... I'll be right back.
the man with all the booze holds the cards.
Yeah. (chuckles)
The first thing that's gonna happen once the president lands
Are you kidding? I'm never gonna sleep again.
- Great. Great. - Besties.
And I'm proud to have the president...
(Both laugh)
You don't look good, man.
I will not let you down.
Not lobbying. No, that'd be illegal.
which really made you stand out.
Well, there's women here you can do that to if you wanted.
Okay. Great, yeah.
First of all, the talks in Israel went so well
and how we rescued you and gave you warm nuts.
They detained me an extra day because of you.
(Groans) So...
This isn't just about me.
Gary, I want some champagne.
Some people might think that the American government
To her. That's obvious.
People are now comparing me to Nixon, I heard, right?
- Gary: Uh-uh. - I'm gonna redo my kitchen.
Hi, Jonah. Jason proposed and I said yes.
No one told me that.
President Meyer has ended her 10-day world tour with a surprise visit to Iran.
So just please accept our compulsory hospitality.
Probably means you.