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You wanted to see me, ma'am?
It binds him to us. Infects him.
Christ, it's that data fuck.
Did my eye just twitch?
- Amy: Just move! - I'm not a backwards walker, Amy.
Well, thank you, Madam President. I haven't slept very much.
Well, I'm sure food is the last thing on your mind.
So, just to clarify, you were delayed by a day.
Sober.
I'm so tired, I could sleep a horse.
And I wish I could have visited every country in the whole world.
I fucking hate Kent.
You know? Even New Zealand.
- Huh? - (applause)
Whoa, okay, no. Kent Davison polled other candidates for veep.
Where's the woman who changed world politics?
- Fucking idiots. - Selina: Yeah.
- You're an amazing man. - Thank you.
- (Ben snickers) - Was I supposed to say that?
she's everything that I'm missing.
- I'm here. - I'm gonna give you a hug.
- (gasps) Oh, my God. - Oh, you're kidding.
They're bringing the journalist out.
and I'll give you a bed of money with pussy on the nightstand.
The Rainbow Jersey shows that there's no place for discrimination
Okay, maybe the guys in the press plane would like me to go over there
I'm gonna make this, like, a screensaver. Wonder how you do that.
I got all jacked up on licorice last night
- Jesus. Oh, my God. - Pick them up!
- Yes? - When's Mike back?
Ooh, am I in the wrong place?
Yes, I would love to come in.
Guys. Guys. Sorry about the delay.
of detained American reporter Leon West.
of the detained US journalist Leon West?
Okay, bye.
starting with the Rainbow Jersey event
The press hates us, especially you.
That is the Jonah I've been trying to wake up since the day you got here.
Iran. Iran! Isn't that amazing?
We've just started lobbying for glacé cherries,
Phonemes connecting to produce meanings.
Hmm?
Do you know what I mean? You having fun?
Okay, we got nothing out of that but a funny story.
And Kent Davison is a disloyal fucking prick.