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What'd, I have a choice?
Selfish prick. I’m dying here.
Stick to your own kind, you know.
The fuck's that?
I'm already taking Nyquil.
What do you want me to do about it?
Nathan's bag.
Fuck.
He's gotta be dead by now, right?
You said you were gonna call.
When is the draft?
Oh, what do I care, asshole?
I dunno,
Fuck it, gimme some.
Dimebag?
Yeah.
My mother needs the car
What are we gonna do?
You want some tea?
This guy cannot come back
It's too light out, we should wait.
Fucking thing's loose already.
You're leaving?
So, it's really more about you, then.
I'm really sorry,
I'm sorry, yeah.
Ooh.
Where the fuck is he?
She was out all night, I couldn't stop her.
It's over.
I need to borrow a shirt.
What'd you call me?
This is Mrs. Washington
The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando.
We're in a truck.
The fuck you doing?
Thank fuckin’ Zych!
It's an emergency.
Fucking Silvio.
Flesh wound maybe, head shot, I don't know.
Inconsiderate prick.
Universal remote.
...could survive?
Guy was an interior decorator.
It's the only time he can do it.
That's all I'm gonna say.
I lost my shoe
South Jersey.
nothing is more important.
Alright.
I got my limits too, Jr.
I didn't hear what you said, Ton'.
Half his head's probably hanging off.
Ay, you want to fuck here, cocksucker?
Yeah, fuckin' positive.
The scheduling mix-up?
as much as I love my wife,
If he's alive, which he ain't!
Smart, sexy,
Do you think having met her in therapy
I'll leave you in the fucking dust!
You wanna guess?
She's smart, she's sexy, she's Italian.
Shit like that could be poisonous, you don't know.
Keep digging.
You come to my house!
Is there any way the package could survive?
It's alright.
Ton', it's me.