Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"perform the tragic masterpiece The Death Of The Pharaoh.”

# Black his codpiece made of metal

by one of our leading thespianic troupes

Tell him to bring a bear this time.

Are you sure you know what you're saying?

there's meant to be some entertainment!

— Who, My Lord? — That Scottish weasel.

— ..with the King gone... — Hmm?

(They all laugh)

But...if you do it in front of everybody,

Yo—o—ou bastard!

— Do I have to take the dress off? — Get out!

Yes. I wish he wouldn't do that.

I wish I owned one.

I think you're the bastard, Edmund.

the jesters, the jugglers...

Hope life doesn't become too dull,

"probing into affairs of state,

Grant me fair Selkirk and the shire of Roxburgh.

(He laughs fiendishly) Baldrick! Get in here.

Jerry Merryweather and his four chickens?

He's Scottish, you see.

"giving away half of Scotland to a kilted maniac,

Oh, yes, of course... Enid.

Splendid. How are the rest coming along?

He's Donald McAngus, third Duke of Argyll

Acting dead? That I can do.

— The eunuchs have cancelled. — Oh, dear.

not being able to pass laws over Scotland.

No, I was thinking of something else.

It's not Greek.

As the good Lord said: Love thy neighbour as thyself —

And the Queen's "got a headache”.

(Thump, boing, thump, boing)

I made it — thanks to my trusty fruit knife.

"Arundel, Thursday. My dear hairy—wairy,