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'Yeah, Morocco. Anything goes in Morocco.'
'That's right, off you fuck.'
sin and man and God and love
with Joe. Whatever.
'Ooh, hello!
Apparently, he lived on nothing but dry bread and goat's milk.
She's a serious academic historian
Four and a half hours of tears and sweat and pain
'Enjoy it. Last one of the night.'
I mean, that is the date on which it shall happen.
Like in the first happy days of a relationship?
We used to get pissed and pull each other off. Didn't you?
Is it coming off? Is it coming off? Not exactly.
Oh. Yeah. Well, download the shit out of them.
She's the real historian of the two of us.
I can't simply push out the window. For God's sake, this is pathetic.
..plus a tasty young Stilton. Ingenious. But totally mental.
OK, can you haul in the mannequins, the normalisers?
NERVOUS LAUGHTER
It's only hummus, Jeremy. What are you going to do next?
- What's going on? - What's going on?!
Ketchup is tomato-y.
But when I picked him up, there were a lot of Nutella jars in his recycling.
Come on. You've tracked down the love of your life. Go for it!
No! I won't fucking admit it, because it's not true.
'That would be his dream.' JEZ: Fuck!
I might have used permanent marker.
It... It's quite subtle.
I'm actually talking tomorrow
'Just need to state it with conviction.'
The girl from the shoe shop?
I think it's probably the sexiest text
Maybe it is Moroccan.
Go on! It'll be hilarious!
No, Jez! Yes, Mark.
Er, of course.
No. Oh.
No, it's Saturday, so it's a Joe and Megan night.
'then it's, "Look out, St Basil!" because I'm going to buy a box of wet wipes