Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'"You sold me some brogues and I followed you 200 miles

'There goes a valuable glassful.'

in the most adult way possible.

I-I understood it was the fashion, but, uh, I may have been misinformed.

I bet it's fine if football coaches have sex with their players, so long as

Tomorrow. It's a date.

A very respectful, very boundaried, rather horny triangle.

What is it? Um... It's Moroccan.

'It's just, when Jeremy had sex with women, I hated the noise,

But far too mad.

'What the fuck?

I'm a complicated guy with a complicated past.

The Holy Roman Empire is a guilty pleasure... 'He's very decent.

It's part of our flirty, dirty game.

You know I've always been a bit gay. I've always liked a bit of that.

at my secondary school called me "the sick man of Europe".

'For the moment I replay nightly.'

'"and faked being a mature student to see you."'

Can you tell him I need to talk to him? 'Maybe I will, April.

No, he came round for a friendly visit.

We've had counselling, we've dealt with the issues, we've moved on.

I'm very much like Indiana Jones. Except I don't have a whip.

Thanks for coming. Thank you.

It would be a bit of a hoot, wouldn't it?

you probably need to know, Joe thinks Megan's fucking around on him

(Stop *actually* rubbing my cyberhands)

April said you were off to a conference.

Thank you, Mark, for letting me stay. You're a good man.

'Joe? No, don't cross the streams.

I have made my own pasta. Jesus, Mark.

Oh, I thought Joe was staying here tonight,