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You and Pej?
Can we talk about this, please? 'Oh, brilliant.
I can be..weak.
Um, things haven't been great between me and Joe lately.
I think I feel an affinity because some ingeniously savage children
Right.
That's right, 2019 Off you fuck
'Out of bread and crackers.
Bye, Mark.
As a matter of fact, I'm having a dinner party tomorrow night.
Cooking's all about confidence.
and Megan thinks Joe's fucking around on her.
Um... I might take it slow, leave some for your other guests.
Fuck! How quickly can you get to Mr Patel's and back?
I mean, apart from all the Christian stuff, what did Jesus actually do?
Yes, it's Ribena. I'm an alcoholic.
Yes. Yes, I believe that.
That's not how civilisation works.
Shall we go through?
of my life-coaching organisation.
Oh, no. I mean...
Especially when I have to do them both in one day.
I have no idea what he's talking about.
So, if they find out about each other
I can be weak.
as a theologian, really.
Would it say that Jeremy Usborne was gay or straight?
That's not Nigella. That's not even Ainsley, mate.
You know, really talk, about...
Angus loves you, but...he doesn't know if he respects you.
some horrible girls who called me Joan of Snark.
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Do dig in.
what's the most blow jobs you've ever had in one day?