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Tastes like baked beans on spaghetti with lettuce.
but I might need to make a move home, so, Joe...
Oh, my God! Why would she be here so early?
'but at least there was something in it for me.
I mean You like bjs don’t you Zach?
When we were in Corfu last summer, we had a little relationship trouble.
'I'm creating my own work! I'm living off my own mess.
did anything happen between us
Well, you can't fuck them both, I'm afraid.
Well, I think it's great you're trying to approach the situation
That's the dinner-party spirit. Fuck them all!
'"We studied Ancient History at Dartmouth -
What is it? You know what it is, bitch
'Stop actually rubbing my hands.'
What the fuck were you doing?
I'm just saying, you know, apart from that, what did he actually achieve?
'No, don't call him!'
'Serve up, move on.'
Kilroy started Veritas. Crazy times.
Uh, uh... Eh-heh-heh-heh.
'Like when they fed all the cows to the other cows in the '90s
My pleasure. 'This is my chance.
I could blink at her as she came through the door.
you should probably go. 'Oh, I'd love to hang out with Joe,
'That's the most important thing.' I brought you some chocolates
like some syphilitic sultan,
Fuck them. Exactly.
Oh, that must be really hard. I'm so sorry for you, Jez(!)
They've got all the codes. You just plug right in.
Off you fuck
It's time for cheese and lettuce. 'Most natural combination in the world.'
For the cheese course, I have a soft cheese...
I'm rambling. But how would you like to have a glass of wine?
I'd hate to call you a racist at my dinner party,
Can't handle it. I can handle it, I'm fine with it.
I might leave them to it.
Are they? Yeah?
I still use my maiden name for books.
or I can take the sofa and you can...
Well, it was outside