Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why did you have to sleep with her? I'm right here!
I need to bulk out.
I'd better go. Angus awaits.
'Ahh! Lovely, lovely blink.
That's not what I expected you to say. I'm a straight-shooter.
'Yup, she's just as beautiful as she was when I failed to sleep with her in Darty.
Years ago, at Dartmouth Uni.
who are like, who gives a fuck about the real issues...?
Admit it.
That's my husband. 'Shit!'
Not on my watch!
I'm going to have to book a double session just to talk this shit through!
Or are you?
'No way.'
I do the bulk of the writing,
But I've got a feeling that the other guests may cancel at the last minute.
More than hilarious. It would be a hoot!
I do find it interesting that all you pointy-heads,
I'm not knocking the guy.
April's doing herself a disservice.
'sucking off your life coach.' Maybe we should have a big chat.
on transcultural memory in the Ottoman Empire.
'Could come clean.
No problemo, amigo. Hasta la vista.
HE SIGHS I'm sorry this all happened here.
I thought you were going to the cinema
I'm sorry, but I need backup.
and it will, if I'm lucky,
Oh, this is fucking bullshit!
'Now it's like there are two Jeremys in there humping each other.
Except I'm not that intelligent,
Right, OK! I like it that way. They can't prove otherwise.
April, if you like, there's a B&B nearby,
Help yourself to hummus.
No, no, you knew we were humping when we humped.
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY Listen, Mark.
ANGUS CLEARS HIS THROAT
Weak how exactly, Angus?
'and we got...what was it? Super-burgers?'
Jeremy, but not being pulled off by Pej isn't one of them.
Dr Jones, I presume. Just whipping up a feast.
They... They won't mind. They're very relaxed, the other guests.
And I should just say, like, "Are you ready to commit? Because I am."
Go on. Fine. Choke yourself.