Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'and scribbled Cheddar and talk it all through for ever,

'Shit!' What the hell?

♪ Cos I'm in hell. ♪

What was I doing? What the fuck were you doing?

'and have me a wanky Byzantine party.'

missing my chance.' Sorry to flout the queueing system

I am upset. It's obviously still a bit raw.

With your disgusting human fingers?

How I feel about January on day 568

Like my eyeshadow.

I'm full of come. Oh, I'm sure...

'Yeah, that will happen when he's busy

Not last time I checked. Clank clank.

Great. 'Yes! Olympus has fallen.

She loves you, but she's not sure she likes you.

On the plus side, she's fucking around on him and he's fucking around on her.

It's Moroccan, like my eyeshadow

'This could be my night of greatest triumph.

April from Darty's coming over, as it happens.

Well, that's as it may be, but I'm afraid I insist.

Cool. Um, here's that Beastie Boys CD I was telling you about.

Yes, well, she's got a husband and, in 30 minutes, he'll want some dinner.

They're all basically horrible. It's action stations!

I have a long and varied list of regrets,

What do you think?

'Oh, my God. Yeah, that'll work.'

Look, here we go.

at one of MacLeish's weird Darty Parties?

'Naughty, naughty Megan.

getting rid of the love message on your eyes.

They're...tomato-y.

The issue of whether Jesus had a cat?

you do your thing, yeah, and let him do his thing.

'the maverick detectives who just won't give up.

All above our heads.

'That'll be one bottle of wine between six, then. Perfect(!)'

WHEN SPANISH GUY ASKS JAY IF HE NEEDS HIS GLASS "STOP ACTUALLY RUBBING MY HANDS"

'while those two gently hump in the corner.'

'Just very sensitively shut her in.'

My day job's lecturing at South Thames College.

living inside your Westminster bubble... I'm not a politician.