Mac Is a Serial Killer - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S03E10]

Oh, Pepper Jack love Fraggle Rock.

Oh. Got the wine coolers.

Deny. Just deny it. Just deny it. Deny, deny, deny, deny.

Then why all the shady behavior? I've been banging the tranny!

Objection. Extremely racist, man.

Mm-hmm. Well, guess what. You're Larry Bird.

But the killer's not a psycho clown, Dee. That's only in movies... stupid ones.

Describing an episode of Law and Order in full detail is not a story.

You got no case, Frank.

Bitch, you speak when spoken to now.

Objection. Hearsay. That's lawyer talk. That's the kind of stuff you have to do.

to you doing some pretty frantic research last night, pal.

I'll allow it

That's okay, 'cause Larry Bird's an excellent player. He's an awesome player.

Because of the penis? Oh, boy. There it is.

Messy. Too messy.

We could go tit for tat on that one. So you better drop that subject.

You mean my penis? Well, you don't have to say it out loud.

You're like a... You're like a female Larry Bird.

Pepper Jack, are you serious? Do Pepper Jack look like he playing?

Oh, don't give me that liberal bullshit.

I am gonna torture the shit out of him.

Ooh, not really into the whole condom thing. So...

These shears, they do cut through bone, yes?

It stinks, that stuff. This stuff is Drakkar Noir, man.