Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? That was an act?

And what about you? Are you okay?

- So your dad's in jail? - Yeah, yeah.

Then I will somehow get them to admit me.

- So Berkeley didn't live up to the hype? - Well, it's not really Berkeley's fault.

I'm half Indian, I am half Jewish.

I don't know, but she's definitely out of the woods.

Then I'm gonna have to sort of condense this...

Well, it wouldn't have been two years ago.

- Or your Scientology guide. - Mom, you don't have to worry, okay?

And the good news is, it is a very small state.

Well, then. Thank God for Netflix.

Yeah? All right, bring it in.

Soon Marissa's gonna wake up and realize she is so much better than you.

Every student is going to be at a college. She's gonna be there.

I'll be sure to drop off your stuff.

Yeah, at Harbor. This is Miguel.

Hi, I'm looking for Theresa. Is she home?

...we're the same. - Could you maybe think...

But believe it or not, I'm doing okay on my own.

So do you have my stuff?

Or shouldn't I?

What can you do, right? So you're... You're all alone, huh?

What about you, going all the way to the East Coast.

Okay? And it's not just because I love it. Although I do, I truly... I do.

...and the only other person who knows this is Ryan.

It's really... It's not... It's not important.

Honestly, I'm gonna be in college with her. So I gotta get used to it.

I don't know. If he didn't like my essay, I'm out.

- Yeah, okay. - All right.

Staying under radar. Never know who's at these things.

Now, to our left, we've got the Main Dining Hall.

Having a good time?

For me, Pittsburgh.

Oh, you know Ryan better than that.

...I promise you, it will all make sense. - Oh, no.

- Well, this thing's getting heavy. - Is that a hint?