Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No.
You were shy?
Maximum fluoride protection in a great-tasting gel.
You know what your problem is? You're in love with this girl.
I'm telling you. Something's not working right. I'm telling you. Something's not working right.
- How? - It can be done.
Before the blood test, I have to tell you everything.
Allen, don't feel guilty.
I love it.
Behold, A Mermaid
She's okay. That's it.
It's time for me to tell you.
Look out.
You see, drinking is really a matter of algebraic ratios.
Whoa! Ooh.
Hello Nick My dream job!
Hello?
Let's don't take no chance
Do you like that?
Cover his face, for God's sake!
- What do we do? - Grab her. Grab everybody.
What a WEEK I'm having
- When the hell did I agree to that? - Not you, your brother.
Are we gonna fold her in half and put her in a briefcase?
I only have three days left.
Well, we met and...
- No! - What's going on?
Madison.
Ahhh. Ahhh!
I was trying to do something in there, and I guess I did it very badly.
I was just a stupid kid.
I've got the Buyrite contracts ready.
- Excuse me. - Sure.
You want to go home?
It was very educational.
You're not... This is not news.
A little accident over the weekend.
Nothing. You have sex, perversion.
Crazy Eddie, 12 great locations.
What's your name?
- Hey, Allen. - She left me!
Many nudie films come from Sweden.
Hold the beer. That will be your handicap.
That was you?
Walter, that was for fun, for relaxation, not for you to build your whole life on.
That's a crock! It doesn't work that way.
Easy.
- You all set? - Yeah.
You two guys, you're in love. And I think that's beautiful.
He's reaching! Get him now!
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Yeah.
Hey, wooly bully
Is she a mutant or missing link?
Get that guy on the dock.
We'll be very close to the nerve.
Yeah, of course it's Allen.
If I don't have my cherries in five minutes,
Who is she?
Walter Kornbluth is not to be taken advantage of.
Grab that hose!
Who knows? Maybe it's you.
You're not gonna be satisfied with what we have for you.
About five minutes.
Excuse me. Do you know this woman?
What? The music?
No, thanks.
I didn't even like you when we first met.
All right, get away!
Let the girl go. Step back. You're under arrest.
Bloomingdale's.
You're not helping yourself. .
Jerry, set up our friend, Mr. McCullough, bananas at cost.
You're not a member of my team.
Augie, pick up line four, please.
I'll be right there. I'm just changing.
in relation to your total body weight.
Well, just say it in your language.
And now, we continue with Capitol.
Hi, guys. Bauer, where's that pretty lady of yours?
Well, there you go.
You on the dock, don't move. You're under arrest.
How did the cops find you naked?
Yeah, this is...
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-ay
- Oh, I'm on the bar. - You're on the bar.
Bone crusher!
It was. It really was.
Wha... Well, that was easy.
Right over there.
If you'll go inside, the tour will continue.
Ahh!
Listen. I don't live too far from here.
Yeah, I do.
These are Swedes?
Would you have to make love to her in water?
Ooo, ooo. Can I come in?
Come on, let's go!