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The grenade still bother you? You're wearing a bandage.
I know you have some big secret you think you can't tell me, but you can.
I thought you understood about TV being make-believe.
Johann Gambolputty
yes beryl getoveritlaughinggastruetreehumpachooserette? what do you want? i want to do some knolling of the mares in nollamara.
Afternoon, Buckwalter.
- Move! - All right. Here we go!
What I'm doing is important, too. I'll call you right back.
I was 12 years old.
Want to know what I'm looking for?
She's been here for six hours.
You never saw a guy who slept with a fish before?
It's Bonanza.
No, I've just seen them before.
Priced at or below cost.
Thank you.
Allen!
Okay, miss. This ain't California. We don't go for this.
And she sees America. It looks good.
I am a genius, but you came in with the Swedish thing.
We interrupt important, serious work to fly here at a moment's notice,
Mrs. Stimler, our father passed away five years ago.
This is what we came to hear?
We are getting married tonight.
- What? - Nothing!
Can't you talk?
With a beat of a heart
Because I didn't love her.
- The most gorgeous ceremony... - A lovely...
They're here, but you gotta take a look at this stuff.
Gee, right. Today's the big day.
- The president of the United States! - Wow.
You got money?
I tell you. We'll be rubbing elbows with the big boys.
I'll tell you.
The union sent me.
It had two big horns
and you give us mermaids!
That was a brilliant touch.
You haven't been to work in two days.
I'm going to insist that you stop doing that.
that you have stretched the frontiers of paleontology and zoology.
- Don't look. Close your eyes. - I gotta close the door.
- I want a simple "yes" or "no." - One more second, Mr. McCullough.
Unit One. Lost them in the Wall Street district. Over.
until Dr. Ross gets back with them Swede people.
Why wouldn't you let me in?
They know who you are. They won't leave you alone.
- How the hell did you do that? - Let me tell you.
There's millions of them, I guess.
Where did you get the money to pay for it?
One fine night
Oh, my.
I'm sorry. That's not funny. That's not funny.
Huh?
My name's Allen Bauer. You guys called me.
Come on, come on. Let's go!
Please, cut it out! There's water coming in the boat!
That look is over.
So what? So what?
Look what you've become,
Everybody, zip-a-dee-doo-dah!
Wooly bully
Thank you for letting me use your television.
Wear the adjustable-angle mascara by Revlon.
No, no, I didn't,
No. Please.