Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

divvy up the lotto tickets and move to separate parts of Yonkers!

Big-ass mouth, stupid fucking forehead.

Okay, 15 minutes until the last night of camp bonfire.

-What? -Like king and queen.

Oh, my God, I've never said that word out loud before!

[exhales] Are you okay?

Soaked, you say?

Should we keep this paradise to ourselves?

Fuck! Did it! That's what I wanted!

Yeah, we remember. You keep bringing it up.

And with your feet too.

I just hope my asshole heals before the first day of school. [chuckles]

I mean, I've heard of a can of soup, but this Soup needs to go to the can.

Strain, Andrew. Push all the blood to your face!

My mom said Eli would've wanted me to finish out the summer.

-Furp? What's a furp? -It's a fart burp, you fucking idiot.

[Seth] It's chow time!

My dad's friend Bob Reedy calls his testicles his huevos.

[chanting] Soup and Poop!

You use a handkerchief?

You haven't shit the entire summer?

It smells like when my dad's friend Bob Reedy invited me

He's Matt Damon! Keep on writing, Matt!

♪ Well, I'm alive like you ♪

to change his sepsis gauze, and I obliged.

so everyone can choke on their fucking jealousy.

When you sucked your groundhog back into your butthole,

Anyway, I just, uh, got you guys a goodbye present.

Check it out, its belly is full of gas,

Well, sort of. Yeah, that's the essence of what occurred!

You owe me a Scooby-Doo plate!