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-We have each other. -No, it's not that.
You really kept most of those plates spinning a lot of the time.
But, like, ultimately, what's wrong with Jay?
My first kiss was with a troll named Myron.
Anyway, we did do an amazing job, though, didn't we?
Why are you all so mean?
No, Nick. We did it.
-Meow! Meow! -Hi, Steve.
I want you to become your true self: an angry piece of shit!
No! No, that can't be. I'm fine-- [coughs]
Andrew, I think he's getting bigger.
Don't fuck it up 'cause you're afraid of what other people might say,
and then once every six months for the next ten years.
-No, just don't let the blood out-- -[poop cackling]
Oh, no!
♪ I'll stand by you ♪
I'm not going anywhere, you fucking bird brain!
-My fur and whiskers! You're late! -What?
[chuckles] It's so hot,
is getting stuck in a canoe with Berman, am I right?
Say it. I'm trans.
You're my hero! I am so proud of you.
I am the ugly hate inside of you,
Fuck you, Soup! Take a fucking shower and die!
Like, muddy fucking toes?
Molecular gastronomy. A lot of foam.
I was just telling the guys the other day, your feet never get soggy.
I feel bad for everyone else, honestly.
[poop] Oh, yeah, keep eating, man!
when can you hook up?
Andrew's gonna tell everyone at school what a loser you are!
Oh! Mm-hmm. Yep. This is officially better than
I can feel it crowning.
Cloaca. That's a beautiful name for... a baby, or any--
I don't wanna go to sleep!
Shit window? What's a shit window?
I really didn't know that.
Oh, God, Maury, you gotta take a look at what's going on back there.
Yeah, and I made a really special friend this summer.
Oh. Oh, my God.
Attendance required.
What? I don't know what you're--
No, I'm just a fierce advocate for my own happiness.
[squeaks]