Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, don't stay away.
He did a good job.
You have to admit, they are few and far between.
I've been looking for the one. That elusive soul mate. I really have.
These are my other grandparents. I don't even know them.
You would not believe what happened. I slipped, and I busted my...
- You don't know what a family is. - People living together.
Where does dad have a misspelled tattoo?
Yeah. Me either.
- She's my daughter, too. - More like your playmate.
What is going on here?
Rory needs her dad.
We can't get married, Christopher. We don't even know each other as adults.
I wanted to kill him. I would have, too, with my bare hands.
- I will probably always love him. - Okay, so?
She's a great kid.
This is weird.
It has every word ever recorded in the English language...
- Just yourself, caustic. - You mean obnoxious?
Honestly, I've been trying to figure out how this makes me feel...
He's probably only hit someone in college wearing boxing gloves...
- Here you go. - Holy mother!
They said that they are free to join us all on Friday night.
Dad, that's from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. It's a famous musical.
But that doesn't change the fact...
Obviously there's some money mixed in there...
That's hardly dinner.
She says, 'Nope, Offspring sucks and Metallica rules. '
- Stupid. Dumb. - Much better.
Charlie Manson is freaked out by you right now!
Then it's... Christopher.
I'm sure all lunatics have the best intentions.
I'm just saying it is refreshing to see the two of you just...
How did this happen?
- The who? - The Haydens.
He wants to be more involved with Rory.
Don't apologize. It was the both of us.
- That's Luke. - Luke's the diner guy?
Every Hayden male attended Princeton, including myself.
- Let's reschedule. - I didn't wanna do it in the first place.
That's not true. If Tony Randall can crank one out in his 70s...
while my dad and your dad went on and on...
You must be Rory's father.
I still have my own set of needs that must be met.
The old balcony's still the same, isn't it?
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
and that pretty much led to Dean.
- Where did you... - It's been a long night.
A dangerous age for girls.