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Come on, there's nothing more important than that.
You get to be with another girl, fine.
The hell is that sticking out of the truck?
So go ahead, you and Svet can have your spas-gasms.
You never once had a spas-gasm.
I'm not for sure certain that I can get it scraped out!
You're up with the sun, my son.
Hi.
'Cause it's very confusing and not helping.
That's right, Chicago's greatest hero has been mutilated,
Yes, hi. I called in an order for the morning after pill.
please?
You're a good-looking dude and everything, I'm just...
It's so nice having somebody to talk to.
God, I can feel diseases crawling up my legs.
Done worse.
An automobile.
to meet my personal needs.
And the second we do, he goes off the wagon.
I tried, okay?
Yeah, maybe, but I just don't feel very gay.
We'll have this place cleaned out in a few hours.
I wouldn't know where to look.
Allah!
It is, in fact, my invitation to the middle class.
Is something wrong?
Everyone's old man is an asshole.
- Who are you? - The youth shelter.
Chuck Hartley.
You don't know that.
Were you, like, straight,
That's the one that eats human flesh?
Oh, for fuck's sake. What were you doing last week
I don't even have a hard-on.
you get rewards.
I know.
Oh, sweetie.
of your pussoir again?
He was sober for so long, I thought maybe
so switch those and they're good.
How did you know you were gay?
Oh, God.
It means he's a drunk.
I'm not hot?
Nothing at all.
Come on, help me get the arm.
When I do gay shit, it is just for me.
Yeah, sure. Shoot.
United Center?
Maybe his fuckin' battery ran out.
Don't.
Justin Timberlake.
I'm ovulating.