Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then why do we walk to school when everyone else drives?

I-I said leave me alone!

I had a little bit too much to drink,

since they know guys' bodies better.

Because, you know...

what about all this?

Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in miracles?

Are you trying to fuck me?

If he wants to kill himself...

Two sugars and a muffin.

I've never seen that before.

- Is that Mrs. Cardinal? - Did she ever pay?

Murder's a capital crime, Ian.

He was first-rate, all right.

To have a baby,

Just get... all right?

After the junkie downstairs, I'll still be $4,227 short

A pleasure to meet one of the elite.

Oh, hey. Hey, Rusty?

and I didn't use any protection.

I've put everything I've got into this.

I'm her only relative, I guess.

No, I'm straight, so.

a move to corporate...

I need to get the morning after pill.

Sorry your friend is dead.

of course, but it's a disease,

Oh, my God, I can feel your sperm attacking my egg!

Oh, it's extensions, see?

- What are you getting? - I already guessed booze.

The truth is, I just wanted to make you jealous.

My stupid dad just walked in.

I can't face Cami.

I love screwdrivers.

It'll look even better in your mouth.

My first non-fraudulent credit card.

No, don't do that.

hoping Brad could handle it.

And what, pray tell, is this?

Her and Grandma fought about something.

See, the Internet gutted us,

If I had known that it was you trying to buy it,

Still would've made the same mistake.

And I've already got my hands pretty goddamn full,

You water her after school for me?

I'm just a boring hetero dude.

about that dog.

Hi. I can't find the morning after pill.

You might want to think about finding that new sponsor now.

It's three bucks, Frank.