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Not really.
Hey there, sweetie.
Nope.
- Jesus. - Good luck.
Mrs. Cardinal?
- Hey. - Oh, hi, Franny.
Maybe I will , maybe I will suck a dick
Excuse me?
Oh!
and then feeding that one!
Her daughter's been dead for years.
There was more than one asshole?
Cami.
- So... - So you're not hitting on me?
Why do you even care about this dude?
We waited four years...
You know this guy isn't worth it, right?
you will be rewarded.
Sorry, you have to be 17 in Missouri to buy the pill.
Last bender, he disappeared for three weeks.
The-the-the swing set,
I know someday you may want a brother or sister,
and eternally to the heavens.
Um...
Can you watch Franny and give me your car keys?
You know, that's a miracle when you think about it.
I'll find him.
I'm gonna call my husband. Bring in some reinforcements.
addiction is a disease. Like a virus.
I wonder if I should have gotten the air-conditioned seats?
I'm working my way across the country
Fuck!
You think you're so smart, you old drunk prick?
It didn't work for me.
Besides, walking's good exercise.
We got gumption, can-do spirit.
Mm, not likely.
I'm taking you...
She hadn't spoken to the family for years.
- I took shop. - Me too.
I wasn't gonna fight some drunk over some doughnuts, you know?
right on top of that little table right there.
You didn't want any?
It's not unusual.
Yeah. She said she was cured and wanted to go home.
Go to hell.
I don't have the strength.
Actually, we did it Thursday, too.
doesn't have anything to do with it.
Look, if Brad can't make it,
I appreciate the Yelp review.
Oh, my God.
that would be a really big disaster.
and boss you around, okay?