Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-You know, handsome bro to handsome bro? -Okay.
She fucks Judd's shirt. She might be into shirts.
Is it possible she really liked that boring, boba, bubble-butt bitch?
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Oh. Okay. I just got her a little something and I thought--
-Are you thinking about that boy again? -[gasps]
Shakespeare would get a big, old British boner for all this drama!
Not!
[voice distorts] Shut up!
Yeah, I mean, I guess we could hang.
Is that weird or…
You stay with Gina, secretly hook up with me when it's convenient for you,
-[roars] -[dramatic music plays]
and all the men and women merely players."
Wait, hold on. Whoa, whoa, is-- is this Judd's shirt?
You can live with the rock people!
She'll grovel for forgiveness, and while she's down there,
I'm gonna give Jessi a piece of my mind!
I thought that was a totally reasonable request.
Honey, what's going on?
Hurry, sit next to her! Hip check that human jelly donut!
-your Wi-Fi goes out. -[both laugh]
Wow! Lola! You really made it your own. Jam on.
Thank you?
That was hard but necessary, right?
And what's the deal with that, Mr. Keating?
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
Look, I drank some Diet Pepsi. But just in case, Pop Rocks!
Wow, I normally hate this kind of shit,
A Corolla full of boys' pants.
Yeah, well, I have been doing a weekly show. "Shakes Beer in the Bar."
-Mmm, no. -No, no, no. Wait, wait. Final offer.
Yeah! Through a big boba tea straw.
-[grunts] -Hey! You spilled my breakfast Sprite.
-Gross. -Have you ever kissed a guy
Oh, good Lord!
-What shirt? -Jessi, let's not do this.
[Andrew and Sarah laugh]
You got the most meaningful snack in the world.
You should kill your whole family.
But you want to be her number one!
The love between two best friends.
and that's why I hate him.
If you like dog shit.
Yeah! You wanna be fucking your brother!
Oh, uh, well, Samira's parents are working late,
I don't know what's so funny about toilet humor…
I actually brought us some of Daddy Greg's pineapple chews!
Andrew! That is so uncool and completely uncalled for!