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[growls]
[chuckles] Yes!
Not on me, it's in my car. But I can see it from here.
Yes, and destroy that revolting shirt.
It's a Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figure. It--it planks.
and I got a senior discount.
[school bell rings]
Yes! A gift. A token of your affection.
stuff Judd's shirt in your underpants.
Nice!
We're gonna fart so hard
Oh, okay. Later, dude!
Then you can live in a tree house and eat Sour Patch Kids for dinner.
I plan my whole day around bumping into you in the hallway.
I don't hate you. I hate the life you live.
-I found your shirt under her pillow. -Sounds like your friend's a klepto.
Full disclosure, I have to piss real bad so I'm gonna pinch the head of my dick.
Fuck yeah, he did it again. He said "fuck" again.
-Thanks. -So, last night was cool, right?
Well, then, it seems like you've made your choice.
[gasps, grunts]
I'm sorry. What are you talking about?
[inhales, speaks in French accent] Hello, I'm super high. [exhales]
-[both laugh] -That voice again.
to somebody you might not think is very cool, but I personally love.
All right, dudes, we've got a lot of exciting stuff to dig into today.
But my website says "Pussy Eating Coach."
-We'll get a shared TikTok account. -And you'll have your own secret language!
No! If the shirt's gone and she talks to her dad, she'll know it was me.
Why are you taking her side?
You hate each other, you betray each other…
"It gets better"?
Jessi, I don't mean to ambush you, but I gotta tell you,
-Okay, I guess I'll see you at school. -[cries]
Young man?
You took over my affinity group.
Well, it's her or me.