Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shakespeare is right here

-What do you like, Karate Kid? [farts] -[laughs]

You should have ordered traditional pizza.

Listen up, Charles, if you want to keep hooking up with me,

[scoffs] Sami! Can we dial back the drama a fuckin' smidge?

-you gotta have your own deck. -Cool.

She's actually not my wife, she's my fiancée.

I don't like the way you guys treat me when you're together.

I'm just gonna put it back and get the fuck out of here.

Okay, sounds good.

You fuck your skank-ass pillows

Very brave of you to share that.

Ooh, like how Glenn Close was robbed?

What are you doing here?

While we were talking, I pissed my pants,

Yes! Women love to find surprises in their most intimate places.

Yeah! It's the perfect murder.

-That's what I had heard too. [chuckles] -[Missy] Ugh!

Is this guy fucking Bounty? Because I am absorbed.

That's why I'm here. I'm your lovebug.

But what the fuck does it have to do with me and Charles Lu?

I'm so sorry to hear that, man, that sucks.

Because, honey, you had to!

-Why not? -Drop it, Nick!

Okay, listen up, everybody.