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Ugh! Volunteering is a joke.
[in accent] Which I did with my mouth.
Yeah, but he's been sneaking little smooches with me.
Three's my butt.
[voice distorts] That quiet little creep!
Invite her over for chip salad.
Vice Junior posted about us, and the Internet went banar-nar.
but you know what? You should apologize!
-Don't you fucking dare. -Sorry.
and you can't stop thinking about him, but he's with someone else?
The new teacher's got me horny for Shakespeare.
-Huh? -Then we can sneak a peek at her socks.
[kissing]
[chuckles]
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh. -But she doesn't.
that his relationship with Charles Lu may rot and decay.
This guy is premium cable cool!
Wash me in steep-down gulfs of liquid fire!"
Sidepiece wolf! [howling]
Um, isn't it? I am his secret sex meat, Matthew.
You're not going anywhere, Nick!
Oh, it's not Jessi's birthday.
[groans]
But at the same time, I crave the spotlight.
his intern Marsha, and his sister-in-law Marsha.
["Wedding March" plays]
I can't wait for you to see what I've done.
Right on. You can leave it in her room.
Why would she have your brother's shirt?
Ugh!
-[all gasping] -Oh, my God! Were you in my room?
I'm not saying that you need to smooch my booty,
[laughs]
[roars]
Zip, zap, take a shit on that.
You love each other, right?
Hey, guys, I want to be part of this too.
You've got to be careful with your nice things, Dylan.
-Nah. -Okay, okay.
No one else came to your meeting.
Of course. [chuckles]
Very, very cool, Mr. Keating.
I just don't like the way you are with her.
You know you have a very irregular heartbeat, right?
You don't like farts, you don't like my voice.