Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Alas, Nicholas. This one 'tis a fatal blow.

Well, she's actually not that pretty.

-Because I do not want to date you. -[students gasp]

…is not interested in you.

Or is it more like, "If being alive means I have to watch Jay be happy,

Everybody, settle down, just take your seats.

-I have a gun! -[students scream]

[Jay] So, what do I do?

Ooh, there's Ali!

-[laughs] -Hey, babe, what's that voice?

Because you love her, honey.

[sighing] Okay, Dylan.

[gasps] Does he speaketh of thee?

I wish I had a windbreaker, because I'm on the outside of this inside joke.

Ah! [echoing] Andrew!

He's the only teacher to believe in me and not hit on me.

What? There's reading? I thought, "Fuck books."

Oh, no, I can't come to your boring meetings?

We're doing chip salad, dummy!

Well, I don't like you giving me an ultimatum like a jealous freak!

Fuck! Yes, she is.

I just don't like you that way.

Iago said that.

Very cool. Can we say it's from Nick and Dad?

Yeah, her karate class got canceled. Isn't this perfect?

Take a seat in ye front row of old to watch thine horny plan unfold.

No way, man, put it in her underwears drawer!

Who the fuck is this?

but you make it sound fun, like Jack Sparrow.

Isn't Charles dating Gina?