Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And choreograph stupid dances together!

Oh, Desdemona! Dead!"

Oh! I fell on my nogawooski!

Oh, that's true.

I'm digging us a hole to the center of the Earth!

So nice to meet you…

"To be, or not to be, that is the question."

Yes, very sweet, but unfortunately, Andrew has to go home now.

I have to be the one to tell you this…

-Did I use it right? -Mm, no, not at all.

I'm afraid I have some im-important news for you.

-You want to buy cheap matching necklaces. -Yeah!

Andrew, please, not another word from you.

[knocking lightly]

Uh, no, thanks, Mr. Glazer. I-is Jessi home?

-Guys, stop it! You're being assholes! -What is she even doing here?

Um, Dylan, what's wrong?

He wants you to love him!

Okay, that's enough. What do you want from me?

Aww, you came out to support your teacher?

-It's poetic, right? Like Shakespeare. -Have you done any of the reading?

And then the healing can begin.

It's just one of the cops who arrested us here, there, now, over there--

So, I'm your sub, Mr. Keating, and today, I want to introduce you

What? You hate me?

and we have a TV show we watch together that's quote, "our show."

[voice distorts] Motherfucking Charles Lu?

then maybe you should get fucking fired, you substitute nobody!

tell everyone you're gay, and be like my full-on boyfriend.

[dreamy music plays]

-[grunting] -[Leah screams]

Because he's hooking up with Jessi, Woody-Allen-Leo-DiCaprio-Drake-ass bitch!

-Okay. -And I really, really hate that

Okay! You and a girl? Yeah, I can work with that.

you can turn around, and she'll eat your sweet bunghole!

Sure. Be right back, Sarah.

and ruin the one good thing you had in your miserable life!