Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Huh? -Never mind.

I'm here to drop off your pen, and I got to know your pretty little wife.

I'm gonna go over there.

I--I gotta go. Later, dude.

Lo, there it is.

Because! You know that Judd doesn't give a wombat's ass about her.

Stay away from my girlfriend!

Jesus, I gotta get out of here.

My lord, as you gaze upon Jayzerian, your sword swells with penis nectar.

-[both laugh] -Those cops even had to apologize!

-[chuckles, snorts] -Oh, yeah, I guess that was okay.

Sami, calm down!

Oh! Dylan, just promise me that you'll think of me

-What? -[crying]

She doesn't get Dylan like you do. You should be the fiancé!

because, Jessi, I love you.

'Tis nobler in the Mind of Mencia

But today we're actually starting with Othello,

What the hell happened? You didn't follow the plan.

Oh, that's how it's gonna be, huh?

Hey, man, you can call me Dylan.

You need to show her that you know her better than anyone else.

Now you won't find the real Shakespeare in some old book.

So be real with me, guys. Middle school sucks, right?

-Weird. -Wanna come over and hang out?

I'm, like, weirdly excited.

So, what shall we do now, Dylan?

And call me Mr. Keating.

Because now I'm his motherfucking sidepiece!

Do you have a second to talk about gay shit with me?

by dressing like the aggrieved party of those we wrongfully arrested.

and, uh, get rid of those fucking books! [grunts]

Let's melt a bowl of chocolate chips and watch The Matrix trilogy. [chuckles]

[Rick] Not for long, baby!

Hey, Judd, could you pass me the salad dressing, you fucking slut?

-Ooh, you're gonna be the teacher's pet. -Yeah.

than a real one with you?

I've read nothing. I will continue to read nothing.

Hey, Jessi, Samira's got karate this afternoon.

That motherfucker, Josh.

The magic was sick.

You should leave the gift under her pillow!

What the hell was that?

And it went even better than I thought!

so we were just gonna go to her house and finger each other all afternoon.

Oh, nogawooski!