Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My Rump Master!!!!!!! My Rump Master!!!!!!!

[grunts] There we go.

- [man 1] Ready? - [man 2] Rolling.

- Oh. - Those lactose lowlifes.

{\an8}"Kellogg's Cereals presents Thurl Ravenscroft as King Lear."

What do you mean you don't have any sales numbers?

we need the most innovative,

I mean, that's a lot of sugar and a lot of money.

Yeah, it is. It's possible they got a guy working in our offices.

The noose is tightening.

[in high-pitched voice] July 3rd.

We at the Post company have finally broken the fruit pastry barrier.

It's on the box, mister.

[snaps fingers] Yah!

You said it was a dead end.

{\an8}You wanna go, Carvel?

whatever the hell they're called, out the door and down kids' throats.

Oh, the head temperature.

{\an8}Easiest to Open Wax Bag.

Without our faces,

to veto anything the other person did that was annoying.

There's a half-eaten Baby Ruth in the pocket.

You pour them in, stir the water...

- [gun fires] - [audience screams]

{\an8}♪ ...just the way I like it ♪

How do you know?

We need to know the damn pectin content, or I'll murder your family, your friends!

♪ Kellogg's Trat Pop ♪

Ah. I was just having some fun with you. Anyway, I think someone's here to see you.

{\an8}But in a completely new way.

[whimsical music plays]

How do I wash it out of my mind?

to handle a rebellious teen ravioli.

{\an8}And you're the chairman of Post, their main competitor?

- When do we want it? - [crowd] Soon!

[groovy song playing]

[Bob] UNIVAC was drafted and shipped to Vietnam,

for Soviet Russia, and we heard you.

Which is why we should call our new product Kellogg's Puss.

- Come on. - [Harold] Here they are. So simple.

and mascot patriots from across the land...

But this has been out of our sight since customs.

Dead trees and sad, lonely women.

Best Use of Niacin.

[suspenseful music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

I believe they were going back and forth between Fresh Flatties

- It's good to see you Kellogg's boys. - I... Never mind.

But he's a short, ill-tempered bald man with a twisted mind.

I know. I could be a train hobo,

[twinkling music plays]

[Stan] I'm sorry. What?

I put him in an aquarium and he swam.

♪ Take me by my little hand... ♪

Leave that to me.

{\an8}[marching drums playing]

This tastes like their thing. You guys made the same thing.

No smoke out of the stacks. They're not making anything.

unconventional minds of the 1960s.

Did you look in on Tony?

It's a first pass at your Fruit Loops idea.

- [screams] What is that? - [gasps] What?

Oh, come on, Marge!

Damn right it is. It's Steve Schwinn. Steve!

Let's see how it plays.

- We're going to the moon. - The moon. Leave the moon alone.

["I'll Be Around" by Johnny Copeland playing]

-"Heat 'Em Up and Eat 'Em Ups." - No sale.

[Mr. Kellogg] Well, whatever it is, my gerbil loves it. [laughs]

I've kept this from you two over the years

- Sugar Ray Robinson? - No, just a nickname.

[mascots] Yeah!

[Edsel] Already dealt with.

It's like a balloon popping out of a steering wheel in an accident, insane.

Anyway, we have been informed

So I heard you rascals went on a little treasure hunt.

No. Any issues?

Yeah, they're all pretty good.

Did you plan this?

[magical music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

- It's a great honor. - What is happening?

Boy, they don't pull any punches.

- We talked about this. - [buzzes]

I'm talking about happy childhoods for millions of American kids.

I brought them Lear.

[cheerful music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

From now on, Post gets premium shelf space.

- You ever eaten garbage, Stan? - Sure.

It was the most delicious piece of pastry I've ever had, and I've had them all.

These tile guys. It was supposed to be a white white.

"The real live fun pets you grow yourself"?

Well, pop a wheelie.

I think you'll find this tiger

A violent mob of beloved cereal mascots

{\an8}They're so right.

[whimsical music playing]

[audience continues applauding]

Inspired by his ravioli,

- Uncle Fester? - No. But I like that show.

{\an8}Is that a sardine can?

♪ About a thing she saw... ♪

[siren wailing]

perhaps, about the temperature inside my head?

- [both gasp] - What are you looking at?

Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs.

You look the same.

So are we celebrating? Carve up some of that Midwestern beef you're so famous for?

[Edsel] Let me see.

And I want out of Claymation characters with religious themes.

What's happening? Where's Steve?

in exchange for bringing some culture to the lowborn, dirt-digging Michi-goon.

What was that? You don't like him, do you?

- [wolf whistle] - [cheering continues]

Excuse me. I was serious about the 1940s question.

[whispering] Couldn't be more irrelevant.

found she had some extra crust and filling."