Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ludwin, just get those goddamn fruit flabby funk fritters,
- [laughing] - Whoo!
Great news. They think they can put a coolant pump in your jowls.
{\an8}Kellogg's, guys.
He's talking about nuclear war, you idiots.
But Tony the Tiger, he's the rudder on that ship.
{\an8}Look at you tonight. Somebody's frosted your flakes.
[gasps]
- his ideas became even more unsound. - [thunder crashing]
Two in the toaster.
Well well, King Kellogg.
{\an8}♪ Come on, give me that sweet morning ♪
What if we add frosting?
[dramatic music playing]
[melancholic music playing]
[chuckles] Wouldn't that make it sexier?
Pop-Tart.
We have two guards now.
- Good luck getting a job. - Hmm.
And you don't play with El Sucre.
- And cut. - [bell rings]
- We also need a name. - What's the best we have right now?
[Bob] Yes. UNIVAC.
Why did put yourself in your commercials?
- So, how was your hotel? - Oh, it's nice.
[music fades]
[boy] No, wait.
Yes, quickly now.
Maybe we did.
It's more of an off-white. They have to redo the whole thing.
Rise and shine.
Her last name's Kennedy. What's that mean?
No.
Must you be so dramatic?
[breathing loudly]
[secretary] Yes, Mr. President. They are in the outfits.
Can-- Can we think about it?
- Morning, Mike. - Good morning.
["Can't Take My Eyes Off You" by Frankie Valli playing]
...gather ye, gather ye, one and all.
The breakfast moon.
- It's toasting, sir. - Come on.
Yeah, well, that ain't what happened, kid.
By the devil. [laughs]
But I guess you can never get enough sugar.
♪ Yummy, yummy, Kellogg's Trat Pop ♪
[Bob] Questions?
He's fine. Now, what are we gonna call this thing?
That's it.
It's a treat.
Not if you keep talking.
Let's add a new guy. How about Snap, Crackle, Pop, and Boing?
What to do?
named Milky Cashman spilled some into a bowl of dry cereal,
In this hard life, we must also enjoy, no? A little entertainment, hmm?
I'm keeping this.
"Post wins."
[UNIVAC buzzes]
- Does it seem clearer? - No, but it's closer.
Okay. Just double the sugar, triple the gluten,
Raisin Bran and irrelevant
- From a pay phone. - I'll lend you the dime.
He lived his life like he built his bicycles,
Trouble keeps me in business. I love other people's anguish.
"They were so popular, she called it the Pop-Tart."
Is this a snack?
- [beads clattering] - [body thuds]
Breakfast wars ratcheted up today as cereal superpower Kellogg's announced
♪ Wooly bully ♪
I was going to the moon, Schwinn.
They are about to certify a product that will replace you.
Inherited.
I say we cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
That means the butt.
Leave the box.
I tried to raise them up.
[whimsical music playing]
You know the first taste a human being experiences at birth?
And Einstein's dead. But the rest...
Well, we're down to three.
- Dextrose Dillies. - Fresh Flatties.
for a bunch of chain-smoking Corvette guys with flattops.
Eliminate all sugar.
Let us show them what happens when cooler heads do not prevail.
No. But I ate the poison cereal and I'm fine.
{\an8}I want Deputy Dawg and Snagglepuss.
♪ Baby, baby, twist... ♪
[Thurl] Sugar Frosted Flakes.
Why does it smell like that?
[yells]
- [exhales sharply] - So?
I'm not afraid of those sour cream jockeys.
Are the snacks complimentary?
- Why don't you come work for me? - Forget it, Florsheim.
That wizard-faced news monkey screwed it up.
But we can't prioritize the high arts right now.
[epic music playing]
{\an8}[bell dings]
Although due to a cruel prank of nature, I can have none of my own.
[engine revving]
♪ Maria, gratia... ♪
[in Italian] Fishy food for you!
and it was, uh, an accidental gift.
Pathetic sugar shills.
And carpet critters.
As we milkmen say, "A little cup of buttermilk with the proper churning
[patriotic song playing]
[music crescendoes]
Don't answer that.
- [toaster dings] - [gasps]
It's an artificial sweetener. They call it Carcin-O-Sweet.
Wow. That's a pretty good story.
[dramatic music playing]
- Kellogg's, ladies and gentlemen. - [audience exclaims]
- The goo? - The goo!
The magic of cereal is you're eating and drinking at the same time with one hand.
- Mixing religion and cereal, why? - To keep sales down?
Right.
So you're finally going to finish off Post.
- Maybe even a beach movie. - Oh.
- You did. - Great speech.
I just moved my whole family here.
Or is it some hot fruit lightning the man doesn't want you to have?
[whirring]
- What is so great about NASA? - They're not afraid of the future.
Stan?
Okay, so just to be clear, you want a smooth look.
it contains yummy fresh fruit puree.