Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And this guy's on a bus.

Kids are doing anything to get their hands on these Pop-Tarts.

Not easy? Well, you couldn't even deal with Stan.

[epic music plays]

They need everything they have for those pineapple rings.

[Poppy laughs softly]

It's not to scale, but...

But if these ships aren't immediately turned back,

{\an8}♪ Ooh... ♪

To do what? This?

because I just didn't know how to talk about it.

Where is the lab?

Anything new nominated tonight?

{\an8}Kellogg's Sugar Frosted Flakes.

[paper rustling]

[dramatic music builds]

Oh. I know it won't.

[all chanting] Pants chug! Pants chug! Pants chug!

Give us more, Kellogg!

- [bursts, crackles] - Ahh!

[dramatic music builds]

- It's got a certain tang. - Ooh, that's a good name.

Oh, sure. We live in nice homes and already had a complete breakfast.

So I'm to believe the Pop-Tart packet could stop a bullet?

I don't know. I feel like they know something we don't.

- What are you, some kind of ding-dong? - And I'm gone.

It'll always be there. Don't pick at it.

Oh, there's always a surprise inside the box. Isn't there, Eddie?

Steve Schwinn, are you there?

- I'd leave. - Uh...

Genius at work.

[suspenseful music playing]

so they opened stores side by side.

Stan? You can't park here.

[speaking gibberish in Russian accent]

Very brave, these men inside with their mops.

What if we completely change direction?

the night cereal salutes itself.

[Steve] Dingus down.

Cheerios, Oreos, Jackie O's.

We're all a little rattled by this story.

[ad man] Kellogg's.

Oh, this is good.

He says it all depends on whether you make the sex with him tonight.

[in Eastern European accent] "I want to eat your cereal."

A meeting of the five cereal families has been called.

You look good, Stan.

- [Stan] What's that? - I said that--

- It's garbage. - [girl] Is it?

[mascots cheering]

I don't think he listens to you.

[yelling, grunting]

Keep him happy.

There's no cereal business without us.

♪ Can't take my eyes off of you ♪

I can tell you when we're not gonna have it, tomorrow morning.

Gonna be staying late tonight, Corky.

- I like your patchy mustache. - I like your cadaver teeth.

Uh, next question?

I'm about to finally crush that big red K that never stops glaring at me.

We're figuring out what's causing the buttock rashes.

Would you like to try one?

We ate of you what we could.

They really outdid themselves with this one, Corky. It's called Silly Putty.

{\an8}- [buzzer buzzing] - [woman] The alien is hostile.

I like your Burger King crown.

- All right. That's it. - Where you going?

Hey, what's going on over there?

- Snap! - [gasps]

None of my business, but I don't think it'd take much for those mascots

[Stan] Can't go wrong with the Holiday Inn.

Ah! Just so you don't forget about me and the boys here,

On a personal note,

I had them on their backs,

I know how they did it. They stole our research.

- It might even be nutritious. - It's not possible.

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, that's a shame. Well, you won't find anything good in our trash.

- [Edsel] Mmm. - Like two pastries,

I've entered all the data into UNIVAC to analyze.

♪ And a wooly jaw ♪

- I wonder if they used xanthan gum. - Xanthan.

Imagine a new American generation,

So they'll love

[director] Thurl, can you hit the "so" a little bit harder?

And how is my baby today?

[breathes nervously]

- ♪ It was a very good year ♪ - [sobbing]

{\an8}which is why we're developing something new called high-fructose corn syrup.

The idea of our American children waking up in the morning

[mascots jeering]

Get me out of here.

This is very good.

Just a pitch, but I think she'd get a kick out of it.

I take it you're comfortable reinstating our veto system.

- It was him. - [Stan] My God!

We need to find out if this is real.

♪ Let's do the twist ♪

Coming up, tensions rise between the US and Soviets off the coast of Cuba.

Spare us the frosting, Marge. Just get to it.

Okay. Uh, what about this?