Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that had a problem with organized milk.

["Wooly Bully" by Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs playing]

[mysterious music playing]

Sugar. We need sugar, Ludwin. What did the Hawaiians say?

[Edsel] This is Chester Slink, our head of security.

♪ Wooly bully... ♪

Let the grain speak for itself.

America is gonna fall in love with those guys.

- Let's bowl up. - Bowl time.

You say I'm crazy?

{\an8}UNIVAC the computer.

[Bob's wife] Oh!

What's the expiration?

But isn't this what your team was working on?

Tightly-tailored physical fitness icon, Jack LaLanne.

This is a comedy. I get it. Sorry. I thought I was trying to win an award.

That will cost you quite a bit.

Eric! I told you to put the pool cover back on.

to make some unknown edible item?

Are you kids okay?

Well, it's been a very good year.

♪ ...reason, uh-uh ♪

Maybe lasso ourselves some thick-ankled Jelle Jolie

[audience applauding]

You know, I had political ambitions, but my mom said I wasn't likable.

Not anymore. Forty million people just heard Pop-Tart.

Maybe they're so far away they're closer than they realize.

[intriguing music playing]

{\an8}-♪ Heat ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

The tiger is pooping.

Post has really got you by the nut clusters this time.

All the lines are flooded. On the damn day we launch.

- How long before we're on shelves? - We're not out the lab yet.

- Yeah. - What the hell's the difference?

Ooh. Vietnam. That seems like a good idea.

{\an8}- [grunting] - [objects clattering]

- I gotta talk to Jack about-- - That fruit juicer in his pants?

Inventive, visionary, fearless.

Oh yes? I felt I never really captured the anger of men six through nine.

Milk buoyancy, zero. They are sinking like buckshot.

so it doesn't reproduce.

Let the fur fly!

{\an8}♪ Give me that sweet morning heat ♪

Mr. LaLanne, is this kind of food really part of your health regimen?

- [chittering] - [Edsel] Oh!

Let me get this straight.

have been through an unprecedented series of evaluations.

Chester, tell us what you found out.

That gets weird too. I'm not a doll. But I'll be one if you want me to be.

Why do they keep showing up to this?

[Walter Cronkite] Breaking news out of Battle Creek tonight.

{\an8}What works for us is choo-choo trains and Snagglepuss.

Whoever they are.

Not necessarily nuclear missile ballistic.

We won't let you down, Mr. President. We're gonna do for you like you said.

["Spirit In The Sky" by Norman Greenbaum playing]

[breathing shakily]

the home of the two undisputed giants of the cereal world,

- Mike Diamond. Friendly Farms. - Thurl Ethan Ravenscroft.

we have crimped the pastry edge square to hold the jelly in.

This is Shakespeare for the 1960s.

Imagine a husband home from work.

- We really need that sugar. - You wanna do it?

[audience applauding]

-"I've got some Kel-logs for you"? - [people groaning]

[smacks lips, inhales] Since you captured me.

[mischievous music playing]

Peace be upon you.

- That's what we're doing? - [crowd laughing]

I realized that I was on the wrong track pants-wise until a friend set me straight.

Make a negative a positive.

Thank you so much for helping us with our little sugar problem, Nikita.

I took one bite,

[exasperated sigh]

Does he go on TV like that? Do they shoot him from the waist up like Elvis?

Oh, that's interesting.

[Bob] What do you think, EK?

[gentle music continues]

But business can wait.

- [chuckles] - [fire crackling]

Last bowl, huh?

[vacuum powering down]

- He's a professional. - Mmm.

- What's that? - Nothing.

We believe this is what Bob was ingesting in the dumpster.

{\an8}[laughing]

I just rolled out five million dollars' worth of Pop-Tarts.

Well, chew it slowly. That's history.

♪ Goin' up to the spirit in the sky ♪

What it means is we're about to have some very powerful people very upset.

You see, the smiling, friendly milkman,

Pack your bags, Ludwin.

♪ Kellogg's Trat Pop ♪

I'll drink as much as I goddamn want to drink.

What the hell are you wearing?

"Fruit-Magoos." What?

We really appreciate you guys loaning this thing out to us.

Uh-- My team is also very close on something called Corn Gooies.

- I took it in. What do you think? - You're looking for a veto.