Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know it's going to be difficult, but I'll explain properly and you will understand.
Give me a bald head, and I'll sell it shampoo.
Oh, that's interesting. What a complete range of dinners.
then hasten to your nearest TV station with a solution.
And she does.
why hamburgers are going to be the cause of World War III.
I beg your pardon?
No. Perfect, thank you.
"we went to an expert -
rested and got myself a tan and then I came back.
- So real, it could have been real. - Have you told Dennis?
Don't pretend you haven't noticed my cardboard box, Julia, becuase I know how have.
- SECOND MAN: Open the doors. - Gotta go, Bagley.
"whatever the fuck it's called,
BAGLEY: You're absolutely right.
I thought I was seconds away from bursting into flames.
Compared to this, piles were a birthday present.
till Jerusalem is builded here
Yeah. Come on, let's hit this cathode ray tube.
Perhaps they don't.
You're not wearing a bra.
They've got this bastard by the balls.
And it said it with this horrible sort of mouth.
In my opinion, they'd completely missed the brief.
♪ This is my generation, baby
Not now, darling.
There's no reason why we shouldn't pass these last few hours together amicably.
I'm surprised you needed to bother. You must have pissed like a fire engine.
- (PHONE RINGS) - Mr Bristol's out. Sullivan Bristol.
Don't pretend you haven't noticed my cardboard box, Julia,
I'm going again.
I haven't got time to give lessons in advertising.
Then it said, "Zero, zero, zero," again and again and again.
The truth is, Penny, I can't bear him touching me.
You can read it because it is you.
- What's the problem, Julia? - Dennis thinks he's got a talking boil.
Bagley. Look, it's not in my nature to be a pain in the arse with such consistency.
Cointreau, anyone?
I slept with a bucketful by the bed.
I'll put CZT in their margarine if necessary,
Shall I follow you?
Delicious Emily's Moms Versus Dads
(MUFFLED YELLING)
- Both breasts and the leg removed? - MAN: When all's said and done,
And prepare yourself for another little fluctuation of blood pressure,
♪ Why don't you all just fade away?
"is Mother Nature's own richest source of Vitamin A.
I've been living a nightmare, obsessed with other people's acne,
Darling, it is not the boil.
People might be a bit greedy from time to time,
But the one thing I'm not, darling, is insane.
- It's the boil! Aah! Aah! - BOIL: Mmm.
Has the boil spoken this morning?
Oh, yes! It's time Julia had a baby.
The whole lot taken together, including the fucking lawnmowers,
♪ This is my generation ♪ Talkin' about my generation
You don't think the inclusion of the boil could perhaps help us?
Oh!
- It's the oldest trick in the book. - What book?
Dennis, for goodness' sake, stop getting so paranoid.
(GRUNTING)
We'll speak about that in a moment, when we've had a look at this boil.
- I might do something stupid myself. - Like showing affection for an animal?
It would be pointless to go into the reasons why,
I'll take care of the problems.
It's all quite normal, boil.
"One discovered naked in the kitchen,
Did she? Well, she shouldn't have.
Yes, I'm sorry, darling. I know I did.
We're all prepared to sit here discussing mung beans and soya protein,
First, it must be physically reduced with surgery.
What I have to explain is the mechanics of a holocaust.
Have they? I bought it in Marbella.
If I had been stuck in a trench for three years,
- Why not? Why shouldn't we have a row? - Because nobody wants one!
Either a date or you give me some idea of what you're coming up with.
Terrific. Didn't feel a thing.
we'd all be kneeling in front of a fucking gibbet!
How about a toast to Bagley and Julia?
Warning by Her Majesty's Government.
But he's all right, isn't he?
so why don't you try and do it with some dignity?
It is you, Mr Bagley, that can read the boil.
- Smells thumb-sucking good. - Thank you, darling.
Cut your throat, monster.
The problem is, it's starting to mess up the fish.
I listened to you and all that Big Brother muck.
Don't start getting emotional.
I'm sorry, Julia, but I think your husband's completely bananas!