Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BOIL: If you insist we have to listen to this bullshit, I need a cigarette.
ruin everything we've got?
but if I was you, I'd have an early night.
Are you there? I pray you're there.
head...
appears to be getting worried about its health.
I wasn't getting all I needed out of normal green stuff.
- Do you wear Y-fronts? - Don't tell him.
Because anyone existing on 1,200 calories
"you can spread the fucker on toast!"
large boils, blind boils or fat girls' boils, till ten o'clock tomorrow morning.
That's a very attractive oven glove.
in some stinking factory making disposable lighters or Christmas trees,
- Bagley, come and have a drink. - I've had a drink, thank you.
I think you're contemptible.
Don't pretend you haven't noticed my cardboard box, Julia, becuase I know you have.
And that is what's worrying Best Co,
What's "can" got to do with it? Can, could, might, possibly, maybe.
JULIA: Dennis, darling! Dennis!
"Avoid all contact. Do not inhale.
Coming up to bed, darling?
MAN: I... I'm not quite sure we can go along with that, Mr Bagley.
I personally would be up all night with a revolver.
It's difficult for me to talk, because my sinuses are full of glue.
(TRAIN HORN BLARES)
Why did you say that?
- Now, now, now. Come on. - Aah! Aah!
(SNORTING AND GRUNTING)
Don't you think the way you reacted could be considered a little irrational?
Aah! Mmm!
I'll be frank with you, Bagley. I'm running out of bullshit.
It belongs to Bagley. He left it at the studio.
Is it? Traffic's appalling.
- ♪ When a lovely flame dies ♪ - (GRUNTING)
Walls have ears, Dennis. I overheard Julia telling Gatty.
Mmph!
Jesus Christ, there wouldn't be any more packets.
They are not worried about the nation's health.
Anywhere you want to look, they're at it.
Do you have trouble in getting an erection?
- Who are you talking to, then? - God, it converses!
I want to come in from behind, where they least expect me,
something on foot deodorisers in a brassière.
I don't rush out and buy your latest makeup.
(♪ ROCK MUSIC)
- Oh! Ready? Mwah! - Mm... Mwah!
Oh, my God! Nurse!
I'd be decapitating it, and that could be dangerous.
- What are you doing? - Merely whistling.
That wasn't me. That was the boil.
- Lovely party. - Thank you.
- (SIGHS) - Trust me. Take my word for it.
I hardly see that I should be the one accused of being silly.
Firstly, on a purely ideological basis,
But these boys would be full-time into real estate
It has nothing important to say. It is destructive, self-satisfied and abusive.
I'd like to see the knife going in.
I never noticed noticing it.
just like Lawrence of Arabia.
You're looking very summery, Penny.
BAGLEY: Why don't you shut your trap, you cynical old anus?
PSYCHIATRIST: What you must understand
But then I suddenly thought of a pork pie.
Don't listen to it! Don't listen to it!
- You are a communist. - Fuck off!
- A wallaby? - May have been a kangaroo. I'm not sure.
- Oh, yes? What? - Trains.
and underneath, "West London Campaign, 1898."
- You're talking nonsense. - It's all so clear.
No, Los Angeles 555-0472.
(GASPS)
He also said you lost your temper with some photographs.
"It may also contain a quantity of heroin."
- Yes, of course. - (GASPING)
- Who's attacking you? - Penelope here.
never knew what was coming down the line.
I refuse to be rendered unconscious.
because Best Co wants to go on selling them what it always has,
that smoking can seriously damage your health
I'm going to rid my mind and body of poisons,
And this is its poisonous mouthpiece.
Nobody's forcing you to have supper.
He knows that, which is why he gets a good look in with the dying.
Not when I'm cleaning my teeth, I don't! Not when I'm doing anything, I don't.
Oil companies sold as champions of the environment.
Not necessarily. He's almost certainly convinced of his sanity.
Perhaps if they'd hanged Jesus Christ,
I've come to give you a present.
I've got a boil.
Happy anniversary, darling.
You know, there's no real reason why we should wait.
- A typically communist statement. - I'm not a communist!
"And if it doesn't work on your blackheads,