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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
We could leave in a week or so.
There's a splendid example of what he's talking about outside our building.
- Do you mind? - The tits were spread with peanut butter!
(SNIFFS) I know that smell. Givenchy.
All right, me. It was me. But I was ill.
I'm completing a process of natural selection.
I know this must be all sort of upsetting for you, darling,
Roads represent a fundamental right of man
This gas-fired business had penetrated so deeply into my subconscious,
- I hope you told him I was out. - Yes, Mr Bagley. You were out.
to come roaring across the desert and attack them from behind.
(SIGHS) All right, I'll get you one. But on one condition.
I only want one. I don't smoke.
but I've been worried sick about boils for a fortnight.
And I know Mrs, Wallace, God bless her, has noticed it too.
'Ere, you know why I grew it? Big Granddad.
Perhaps. But now, let's have a look at this bully on your neck.
You need something tough.
BOIL: Mmm. Smells good.
They're turning rainforests into deserts.
You've given it the side that you find intolerable,
- I can't. I've got to see Bristol. - You're not gonna be much use.
I looked at it in the bathroom mirror, and it spoke to me!
That isn't the real world.
I hardly see a pork pie's got anything to do with it.
Oh, Christ, I think I've woken him up. I'll have to be quick.
- See? She's a meat-eating vegan. - I do not eat meat!
Even if it says something that might be of relevance?
If you look at the market research...
You lose. You lose.
I've had an octopus squatting on my brain for a fortnight,
- There. All done. All done. - (GROANING)
- Sensational. - Can you give me a verbal peek?
which I'm afraid I don't have time to go into now.
Come upstairs and put something on.
and people with names like Barbara Simmons.
- And not in that order. - But you've always adored fucking.
We're leaving in less than an hour.
Once we get it out into the open, it'll be easier to fight.
Please stop that. I think you're ill.
Oh! You don't have to hold me quite so tightly, Dennis.
♪ I'm not trying to cause a big sensation
She uses 16 feet six inches of toilet tissue a week
- You're being completely irrational. - Irrational?
- Hello, Penny. Lovely party. - Super.
And by Christ, Bagley, did I sell some radiators.
It'll all be over in the morning.
Nobody ever remembers a late delivery, Richard. They only remember a bad one.
"But at night, I'm a woman,
And whee!
Just tell me how a boil
Pork pies, turnips, oven parts.
Things like that are always happening
- I'm talking to it. - I need a cigarette.
And this is its poisonous mouthpiece.
- Paddington drug orgy. - Huh.
Anyway. That's not actually what I wanted to talk about.
she who fills her basket.
- You're not really trying, you know. - Trying what?
Good God, this is a madman!
I think you're probably right. Not now, Sheila.
I'll do everything I can to harm you!
in exactly the same way as the Arabs fix the price for oil.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
I know exactly what I'm doing now.
I'm not an expert in these things, Julia.
And that is its health-giving ingredient we will sell.
What would you do?
we also encourage her to reward herself with little treats,
You've got to remember, as far as he's concerned, I wouldn't be lancing it.
You're totally worn out, both physically and emotionally.
BAGLEY: I don't want to go back in there.
They're gonna get it bigger and brighter and better!
BAGLEY: Oh, Julia. Julia, darling.
- BAGLEY: Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! - (BOIL GRUNTING)
- Try massaging your temples. - I've got to give them a date.
All right, I'll get you one, but on one condition.
"and we packed this shit into every tube.
♪ Talkin' about my generation ♪ This is my generation
I don't approve of its rejection. I can no longer tolerate it.
That's right, you cynical bastard.
The side that sells toothpaste and soap.
All you've got to do is bugger something up,
Clearly, we are looking for a label.
Just thought you might be interested in a little light rabbit to while the time away.
You have to do your best to get him there.