Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry to keep you waiting, Bagley. I didn't expect you till four o'clock.
- What? - Can you get an erection?
(LAUGHING)
Listen, we've got to talk about this pimple cream.
What it's doing is waiting till I turn away before it speaks.
which is why I can't bear to watch this dreadful insanity.
I've had enough of this. I'm getting off at Thatchet.
No truth ever gets out of here.
But Penny is our guest and I'd like you to apologise.
Dignity? You're corruption.
I thought by letting you discover the film for yourself,
- Really? - She said she's desperate.
- She's gonna be terrific. - The stitches.
Darling, I know you're having a very difficult time at the moment,
I know.
That's what's so insane about all this. Anything else, I'm fine.
I'm not interested in it, no matter what it says.
It'll be difficult. You'll have to try.
If you insist we have to listen to this bullshit, I need a cigarette.
I'm already upset.
I really don't want you to watch this, darling.
- It told me where you'd hidden the case. - It didn't.
- Do you think so? - I'm certain of it.
(WHIMPERING)
(MUFFLED GROAN)
I have bathed it in warm water again.
He's so shocked, his pigtail's sticking up like an exclamation mark.
Did you? Well, you're lucky. It's extinct.
You saw your own face in the mirror, and it frightened you.
And, painful though it is for me,
Don't mind telling you, I was bored stiff.
- We could even leave tomorrow. - You dropped your napkin, darling.
I told you where I'd put the briefcase.
The only thing he'd consent to at the moment is me lancing the boil.
Masturbating much? CONSTANTLY!
- (DOORBELL RINGS) - So if anything happens,
- If he doesn't, we'll have to make him. - I fear so.
and for making our anniversary so special.
He was overworked and nearly had a breakdown, but he's much better now.
You need help. You need rest.
♪ Mm, well, so I smile and say
But there's a perfectly reasonable explanation,
- We're gonna look in the case. - Don't be so silly.
I can hardly move my arms. I can hardly move anything.
A horrid looking boil, spouting from your neck.
all their defences faced the wrong way.
I've just seen you in the kitchen. I know you think I'm crazy,
I took a month off and went abroad,
- Really? - Said you went over the top.
Apart from 15 calls a day wondering where the fuck it is, they couldn't be happier.
What would you say if I said that you don't want to look at it
Greed is abolishing the future.
Bathe it in warm water again.
Now, we must reduce this guilt in two ways.
BOIL: You should have had the fish fingers.
Walking up and down with a sandwich board?
that even the nosh pot must be low in something.
I just sit there, hour after hour,
it's out of the question.
We put an added ingredient into bombs these days.
Wh... Is it a kipper?
At least, what he says it says.
As a matter of fact, I think you helped them out. About 15 minutes.
For the moment, make sure he keeps taking the tablets every two hours.
- And how will you do that? - By telling them, you bald fool.
which I'm certain it won't,
IL
Oh, that's where you're wrong, Julia.
Do it, then. Do it. Put me out of my misery.
(SOBS)
Now, I intend to commence vigorous intercourse at about one am.
Calm down! It's just a big boil.
But he's just exhausted. He's not really mad, is he?
- Don't argue with him. - Fish is allowed!
but Mr Bristol's on the line again.
"This product contains highly toxic carcinogenic poisons.
Nothing. It's just a big boil.
And the rags go along with it because they adore the dough from the ads.
- Tea, Dennis? - No, thank you.
I want a call the moment he turns up.
I saw Harry yesterday. He said you were having problems with the pimple cream.
Never. No matter what you reduce, I will never go back to advertising.
"Are you ashamed of your false teeth?
Is that him?
Nobody's forcing them. Everyone knows what they're getting.
(♪ SCARY MUSIC ON TV)
But, unfortunately, it's all we've got.
What more could you possibly want?
And what it is, is Lawrence of Arabia
It may also have contained a big turnip.
I don't know why, but I can't. I'm running out of headaches.
God, how can you be so naive?
- How'd it go? - Terrific.
And I'm certain that by the time your neck's healed,
"roots and other natural ingredients,
Spritzer, please.
Goodness gracious, no!
- I'll be out later. - Don't be too long.
Are you all right, darling?
- And get my wife on the phone. - Yes, Mr Bagley.
The bag was full of drugs! It says so!
Boils don't have ears!! Boils don't have mouths and smile!
- I beg your pardon, darling? - Just happened to be thinking about it.
Here, you can have them all.
is more than just exhaustion, Julia.
No, no. I think we should start again.
Come on. He needs some help.
JULIA: Boil?
It's the first time it's spoken in front of me, and it might be important.
They love their CZT!
- (SQUEAKING) - MAN: Yeah. Have him call me later.
There'd be no more secrets, nothing left to hide.
- BOIL: I need a cigarette. - Be silent, you Moloch!
Nice pair of tits, Julia.
- (GROANS) - Why don't you take some aspirin?
Wild animals prancing through the woodlands.
I want to watch the film!