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I don't think I dare. (WHIMPERING)
- The only man here in a hired suit. - He's as close as a Doberman's balls.
- Ogre! - Hopefully a baby boy-bol.
The distortion of truth by association book.
All right, try Monday on him. And don't get so panicky.
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- Thank you, Debbie. May I call you Debbie? - Mm-hm.
Stop getting so wound up about it. It'll come.
If you want to sell this pimple cream, you've got to encourage pimples.
There's no side to any of this. There is me. There is a boil.
- You all right. Bagley? - Yes, I'm fine.
- Maybe you should try the English. - This is the English.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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BOIL: Go to France.
Well, it's ever so slightly getting on my nerves.
Who is Barbara Simmons?
BAGLEY: No! No! It's the boil! Aah!
I have a mind of my own. And I have a body of my own
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- Good. Yes, wonderful. - (YELLING)
but the man who sat here refused to accept my resignation.
as any kind of acceptable alternative.
It's outrageous that Dennis should be allowed to manipulate children's minds.
Do I want it, or don't I?
(MUFFLED YELLING)
Hang on a sec, Eddie.
I have to tell you, Julia,
- It was a hypothetical question. - Probably not.
- Well, it hasn't, has it? - Not exactly.
I'm going crazy trying to incorporate it into my conversation so I won't upset you.
If you like.
Not really.
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
You are a criminal ogre.
You don't look at all well, you know.
Therefore, you've transmitted these qualities into the boil.
a bowler hat, levitating in shock,
- ♪ Tears I cannot hide ♪ - Come on. I insist.
If the boil didn't speak to me, how did I know the combination?
You see why I can't talk to you.
- (SCREAMS) - There, there, there.
Come on, Julia. Come and dance. - ♪ Now laughing friends deride ♪
Yes, I had a row with it, and it got very heated when I refused to shave.
So we associate a relatively innocuous drug
If you're selling perfume, it sounds like a lover.
Now come to bed.
"Go on, darling, swallow a bun."
I realise I've been very selfish.
Well, at least try and give me an example
I'm sorry. I can't bear that great, pompous herbivore in there.
What does this mean to you?
Come on, race! (GIGGLES)
I'm also an expert drug pusher.
If it wants to join in, it can pay its own bill.
Advertising conspires with Big Brother.
Well, let me put your mind at rest.
Every time you say something, you turn away
- I thought she was coming. - She is, she's been held up.
Because they're not like the bombs people used to use in wars.
- Torch? - Flashlight.
The only fucker this ever frightened was the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
I'm gonna turn them on and do them in the middle of an advertisement for themselves.
We need a label brimming with health.
My God, you're right!
- BOIL: Mm! - BAGLEY: Help! Help!
- Penny Wheelstock. - Hello.
(GAGS)
Stay away from me! Keep away!
"and we discovered that sometimes, the most effective way
How do you think he'd react to a suggestion of psychoanalysis, Julia?
Have you gone out of your mind?
Oh, it's two o'clock in the morning! Will you please come to bed?
- (WHIMPERS) - Yes?
When he wakes up, try and be normal. Cook him dinner.
and I suddenly see that I am the only one that can help you.
Has the bastard been whispering to you? Bastard! Bastard!
It's like a thing in a medical magazine.
- So was dandruff. So was breath. - You're still raising your voice.
I'll buy a couple of polo necks, and we could hop on a plane.
and it adheres to only one rule.
What I meant was, if you did have false teeth, would you be ashamed of them?
I'm sorry. That wasn't directed at you.
Then I'll lance it.
If a boil pops up, force yourself to think of something else.
You might at least make a bit of an effort.
This morning it was a pea. Now it's like a fucking tomato.
It's been on the bulletin board for weeks.
That's nonsense! It was you that suggested France.
"So I recommend a new product.
(GRUNTING)
♪ Smoke gets in your eyes ♪
Richard, darling, can I get something over with?
That's not the case, Julia. I'm not turning away to speak.
But he just had his stitches out, so naturally, we're a bit apprehensive.
You said I needed help, and I got help, and now I'm better,