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Boil busters. The boil busters.
- What's the product? - It's a boil-in-a-bag.
No, no, he's finished. He'll be through Monday, for sure.
It's a photostat of an arse from a copying machine.
And most of all, I'd like to thank Julia for organising it all
by Christ, they're entitled to them.
You don't want freedom, do you? You don't even want roads.
I believe you was unconscious at the time.
Maybe I was, but now I've had time to work things out, get everything in perspective.
because it's all they've got.
In where?
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
And I'll tell you something else. I didn't burst into flames, either.
when people are under dreadful mental stress.
Just look at it in the mirror...
I'm not talking about atom bombs, darling. I'm talking about hamburgers.
I finally ended up at a specialist who told me I'd given myself an ulcer.
Look at you! You've got a polythene bag on your head. You look stark raving mad.
And everything from a nosh pot to a white sliced
Why should a boil suddenly suggest going to France?
It's radical and not without its risks, but I'm certain I can pull it off.
Shut up, you little moron! I'd like to wring your bastard neck!
Oh, Christ! I think I've woken him up. I'll have to be quick.
MAN: There's a lot of boils out there, Bagley.
Say no more, Julia. Don't say more.
What you'll say next. It's you saying it.
Dennis's psychiatrist thinks it's a good idea to get him back into the swim.
- Stay back! You need help! - I refuse to have that quack in here.
The poison quitting my miserable system.
Now we're going to have a nice dinner, and everything will be normal.
- I didn't say anything. - Oh, I see.
We're years ahead of the competition, of course.
- That's just the least of it. - (CAR DRAWS UP)
MAN ON TV: Oh! What are you doing?
"But the impossible becomes easy when you have no choice.
At least sit at the table. Bring the cream.
agitated it, insulted it.
That's very rude of you, Mr Bagley.
They want it! They need it! They positively adore it!
The greed is out of control.
You gave the juniors a bit of a tongue-lashing yesterday.
Barbiturate. They gave you a whopping dose.
You're quite wrong. I don't dislike you because of that.
- What on earth are you doing? - I'm reading a newspaper.
If you like, we'd love you along.
- I've been pushing drugs for 20 years. - Look here, I've had enough of this!
What do you mean by that?
You have got to see a psychiatrist.
It kept going on about a briefcase.
shove vitamins in their toilet rolls.
Without roads, established family favourites would become elitist delicacies.
Boeuf bourguignon.
- And what's "Zero, zero, zero"? - (SIGHS) It's horrendous. I don't know.
and I know everything there is to know about advertising.
It's grown a moustache!
We're living in a shop.
Well, can you page him? I need him at once!
Jesus, I've forgotten what I was going to say.
Are you having an affair, Julia?
Cos if you went up, it would save me a job.
There isn't going to be anywhere left to go
anything so as I can give them an idea of the direction you're going in.
Mm, in a minute. Just watching this.
(SIGHS)
(GROANING AND GASPING)
No. Monica.
Wake up, man! We're in mortal peril!
Please be quiet.
They've moved in on the greatest means of communication since the wheel.
Cos I tell you, Bristol, any night now,
I don't think we should do that.
- Sorry. - Monica?
- They're breeding in the sea. - I thought fish did.
Speak to her of what, boil?
You find bleeding disgusting, do you?
OK. Ready? Here I go! Whee!
Create a crime wave and up will pop some perfectly plausible head-selling police.
What I have to explain is the mechanics of a holocaust.
It said Dennis is an incarnation of evil with a briefcase.
There's no reason to raise your voice.
Can you hear me, boil?
Boil!
Why don't you? Do it now while he's asleep?
and if it hasn't got a price tag, it isn't worth having.
The other night, she woke up and caught him
Now, you resigned from an important firm with a very highly paid job.
you'll be smiling at this problem and be back at work.
BOIL: Who are you talking to, then?
Shouldn't really be telling you this. It was said in the strictest of confidence.
They won't be satisfied, not till we're all squatting
Oh! Oh!
- Who are you? What do you want? - I am your better half.
There is no greater freedom than freedom of choice,
Julia...
JULIA: "I thought leaving you was going to be so difficult.
BOIL: Breath. For many, the unmentionable.
if anyone came up with a genuine cure for death!
As far as I know, they were completely normal.