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Shut up! I've had enough of you!
I'm getting increasingly concerned for my future.
He'll stay under control.
And get me a couple of dispatch boys. I need some equipment moved.
I don't need to look at the market research.
and you are unable to accept the guilt for what you feel you've done.
Well, let's hope it's not too late.
They're cutting down jungles to breed hamburgers,
And I think you are a vegan who eats meat in secret.
Yes. Put him through.
I'm on the coast of panic. I'm staring over the edge!
"Goodbye. Julia."
- Not like this, I haven't. - Oh, yes you have.
Trying not to talk about breath and false teeth
deserves a little treat.
BAGLEY: Help! Help! Help! Help!
and believe me, you're going to have a monster on top of you.
(FRENCH ACCENT) A very expensive psychiatrist told you I was.
the level of oestrogen in the sea will be as much as two parts per million.
I'm 100 percent normal.
Yes, yes, you, you Moloch, you bogey!
wracking my brains to be original about boils.
No, darling. Neither does yours.
in one of its fucking hatchbacks on a motorway.
The sweet stench of revenge!
Aah! Aah!
He did not! You're just a dirty carbuncle.
You were drunk last night, and probably don't realise it, but you were out of control.
Mouthwatering fillets of young cod, matey,
You bastard! I only have one wish,
- Come along. - Along where?
She has 2.3 children, 1.6 of which will be girls.
because I know you have.
- BOIL: Fucked it, didn't he? - He did not fuck it!
- We're talking about eels, darling. - Yes, it is most extraordinary.
- Where's our drinks? - They're coming, sir.
Of course I invited Penny. You'd better be nice to her, cos she's my friend.
Meanwhile, the filth from their cars is wiping out half the forests of Europe.
So, how can we help them with that?
- Really? - Never been better.
Criminal. You filthy criminal!
They're entitled to it.
Nurse! Nurse! Nurse! Nurse!
Well, we could meet for lunch, celebrate my breakthrough.
BOIL: I might be a shanker, but my word is my bond.
Sorry to disturb you, Mr Bagley,
♪ Talkin' about my generation
I did not have a terrible time with piles.
and that is that I could be awake to see you lanced.
- BOIL: Moloch? - Yes, that's you, you Moloch, you bogey!
Here, have another suck.
He's absolutely sex mad.
Well, there's an obelisk there to the glory of the Royal Marines,
but I'd say you had the mark.
Going along with someone is not the same as listening to a tirade of obscenity!
Of course not. The last thing I want to do is excite him.
Everything you've ever looked at was yours.
standing on a double layer of foot deodorisers,
- Then we can all forget about it. - Sure.
♪ This is my generation, baby? ♪ Talkin' about my... ♪
Julia's putting a party together. It's our anniversary.
All right, tell him this afternoon. Four o'clock this afternoon.
I said, the bag may also have contained a pork pie.
- Voiceover? - The voice that sells.
Everything's under control. Please stay and enjoy the party.
is as nothing compared to the pimples, acne and boils!
- BAGLEY: Help! Help! - Put some pressure on his arm.
You had a terrible time with piles.
You breathe a word of this to anyone, Penny, and I'll absolutely kill you.
- It's fascinating. - What is it?
Not now.
- How is this manifesting? - (ROARING)
If I was you, I'd turn this off, Julia. It's only gonna upset you.
- What do you mean? - Could involve certification.
For all I know, in a fortnight's time,
- We have a choice. - Perhaps.
- I've also burnt Julia's diaphragm. - Oh, no!
I don't know how you can say that.
We can have both. People do, darling.
If you want to stay in advertising, by God, you'd better learn that.
16 to 26-year-old acne attacker. It's a hexafluoride.
Is it special? 555-0472.
Including eels? Eels full of oestrogen?