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Son of a bitch. Kiss my tuck ass.
- I really wanna get those fuckers. - And you see that woman? She really ?> Great legs.
Your mother’s cünt smells like carpet cleaner.
You fooled me, that's all, it's been done before.
Stop acting like one.
Henry, Wanda left with Eddie.
I sure want to thank you for your hospitality.
Well, uuuh.
Hey, you're drunk. Baby, look at those ears, they're still young. They're green, you can't eat that stuff.
You better phone for help.
Come on, please!
Hey.
Little worried about that guy, who've got knifed.
My place is next, I'm up on the third floor.
- You've got him? - Got him.
(phone rings)
Listen, I told you not to leave me alone.
Oh, I had an idea, that I'd be discovered after my death.
Hmmm, would you care for a beer?
Hey, man, you've got a search warrant?
Well, us? Us is gonna drink, I hope.
I would have missed you badly.
- What have you done? Did you kill somebody? - Yeah.
Goddamn it!
to the place. I say he's ok.
I love corn.
All alone? Hey baby, there's Jim, there is Lilly. Come on.
No more calls here tonight, buddy, 'cause I won't answer anymore calls here tonight.
Let's drink up!
- What about Wanda? - Wanda's just drunk and besides that she's too fat.
I guess I got lucky with legs.
And my lady.
- Don't hit me! - Hit you? I'm not your goddamned pimp.
You owe me for a lock and a door.
Eddie, come on I want to tell you something.
Oh, either way is greatest, when the bottle pours.
Like what do you do?
I've got nothin', but time.
Because we're just green corn.
- How come nobody sits next to her? - She's crazy.
Come on, let's go, Lenny.
None of us hardly know one another.
The eternal answer: I don't know.
- Scotch on the rocks. - Oh, the same and I'm buying for the house.
Listen punk, I'm gonna tell you something. Last time I ?>
Oh, hey is that the best you can do?
Hey, I was just joking.
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Fucking almost killed me.