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Mary!
I'll be your slave, just understand
Yes, so you could get your money and get out of here.
Good evening, Chris.
Oh, oh, here we go!
- Atta girl, Mary. - Go, Mary, go.
Tell me where you are, and I'll come and kick your face off!
Dumb-ass, you don't even know if it's the right window.
Why, you selfish son of a biscuit-eater. I thought we were partners!
Mary, Mary, Mary.
Oh, you may have to. I take a couple of Seconals to get to sleep.
Ugh.
"Liffy is a poem."
All right, Chris.
Especially not when you're used to taking them for rides the way you do.
And that says what?
"Perhaps you've heard of love. I doubt it."
And don't try and stop me now.
You know I miss you.
Why not forever?
You're not there, are you? Hmm?
On, yes, you are.
Oh, give me a break.
please come and sit with us.
Pizza man.
There's one way to find out. Just mess with me.
I'm coming to France in a few days.
Oh, no.
And nice party.
If you don't get out of my house, I'll have my father's guards throw you out.
you know how us virgos get down
Have you seen my phone book?
Goodbye.
- Who were you with? - Friends.
Forever.
Let's run away.
You ain't got no money, I love you just the same.
Johnny, you can be so catty sometimes.
When's the wedding? I said, when's the wedding, man?
Mirror, mirror, 17-fold...
so that's a no!
Well, it must be easy to float with a head as swelled as yours.
She just doesn't know what she wants.
Conga line, baby. Let's go.
You must be talking about me, cousin.
- Oh, you're obnoxious! - You probably real quiet at first.
I have an appointment at 7:00,
It may seem strange to a hustler like you
In his skin, the last time I checked.
Damn, I got to keep my eye on you.
"Oh, no. We definitely have different fathers. Check it out.
I want an explanation.
It's dishonest work, but it's a living.
Dumb-ass!
Doesn't it matter to you and Daddy what I want?
Let's go home.
- You were incredible! Great! - Amazing!
- The more you drink, the better I sound. - Psst!
Oh, Isaac was kind of clean tonight, wasn't he?
"Oh, no. I don't know him.